Game Thread: Twins@Rangers 8/30 7:05PM

[GCTF]

I bet your ISO was through the roof

 

Immense sex organ?

[ashbury]

Installing the real Rally Avatar, then going out for a walk. Hopefully good things will have happened by the time I get back.

[ashbury]

No surprises thus far.

 

Prolly won't even bother with a post game press conference.

[Bark's Lounge]

I'm the Dave Kingman of picking up women.

 

That's why I am in prison.

[glunn]

Well, truth be told, there are a few times I've overthrown first on purpose. And then there are times where really, it was an awfully timed error.

 

I like extra innings.

[glunn]

Installing the real Rally Avatar, then going out for a walk. Hopefully good things will have happened by the time I get back.

 

Wasting her tonight?

[Guest USAFChief]

Installing the real Rally Avatar, then going out for a walk. Hopefully good things will have happened by the time I get back.

I am in awe.

[notoriousgod71]

Pee Wee > Yu

[Squirrel]

OMG!! Hermann! There's your surprise of the night.

[glunn]

OMG. Miracles do happen, but that was a surprise.

[glunn]

Wasting her tonight?

 

I retract that comment!

[notoriousgod71]

Bwahahahahaha Darvish!

[mikeee]

Morney!!!!

[PseudoSABR]

Wow what a shot by Justin.

[Squirrel]

Mor-neau!

[glunn]

Wow. Justin hit that one perfectly.

[Squirrel]

I hate losing to Texas almost as much as the White Sox but more much different reasons.

[Guest USAFChief]

I like extra innings.

To each his own, I guess. I'm more of a "score early and often, and end this thing" kind of guy. Could explain my low OBP, now that I think about it.

[Squirrel]

Good news! Dad's out of the hospital! And it looks as if I'll still get to see that Miracle game on Sunday after all.

[Guest USAFChief]

Good news! Dad's out of the hospital! And it looks as if I'll still get to see that Miracle game on Sunday after all.

Good for him. Good for you.

[GCTF]

What the hell happened?

[Whammy]

Twins off the schnide no longer BABIP of .000 - Nice job Plouffe

 

We are so unlucky

[Guest USAFChief]

What the hell happened?

Rally avatar. Duh.

 

Do try to pay attention.

[mikeee]

pa floof.

[GCTF]

Sliding is now optional?

[glunn]

It seems to me that Plouffe should have slid there.

[Guest USAFChief]

We got a hit with RISP. That's good, right?

[GCTF]

Rally avatar. Duh.

 

Do try to pay attention.

 

I went away from the game, came back to see Plouffe with an 0-2 count and 2 outs. Figured everything was still going as scheduled. Didn't look at the score.

[notoriousgod71]

Plouffe with zero baseball awareness.

[GCTF]

We got a hit with RISP. That's good, right?

 

Sorry, the batter didn't get the RBI so it's just an empty single.