Game Thread: Twins@Rangers 8/30 7:05PM

[GCTF]

Well at least Australia Blackburn/Joe Mays/Jeff Gray is keeping us in this thing.

[Squirrel]

Oh, man ... that was good. Dinner I mean. And I mean my real dinner, the take-out I brought home with me. That was one damn fine Philly cheesesteak from Jersey Mike's

[Winston Smith]

Oh, man ... that was good. Dinner I mean. And I mean my real dinner, the take-out I brought home with me. That was one damn fine Philly cheesesteak from Jersey Mike's

 

We shared a bag of Oreo cookies after group therapy.

[glunn]

lol ... which reminds me ... Glunn, how was the dog party and what did you end up bringing for a gift?

 

The dog party was fun. We brought a squeaky toy and a plush toy.

 

There was a very beautiful and tall blonde woman, recently divorced, who spent most of the evening focused on me. On the way home, my wife commented on this, but I was not in trouble because I did not initiate anything and because my wife knows that I would never want to be with any woman that skinny. Still, I was flattered by the attention and it reduced the sting of having a birthday that is pushing me closer to 60.

[glunn]

Oh, man ... that was good. Dinner I mean. And I mean my real dinner, the take-out I brought home with me. That was one damn fine Philly cheesesteak from Jersey Mike's

 

I need to try that. There is a Jersey Mike's that is less than 800 feet from my front door.

[Squirrel]

I need to try that. There is a Jersey Mike's that is less than 800 feet from my front door.

 

This one opened up last spring and this was my first try. It's right next to the L stop. And since I'm leaving town tomorrow for a week and have nothing of any substance in my frig, decided to give it a go. The cheese was all melty and the peppers and onions grilled to perfection. Just, yum!

[glunn]

Darvish has only 7 Ks through 5 innings. Maybe he is injured?

[glunn]

This one opened up last spring and this was my first try. It's right next to the L stop. And since I'm leaving town tomorrow for a week and have nothing of any substance in my frig, decided to give it a go. The cheese was all melty and the peppers and onions grilled to perfection. Just, yum!

 

I always order the #1, but now I want to try the cheesesteak.

[notoriousgod71]

Darvish has only 7 Ks through 5 innings. Maybe he is injured?

 

Pitch to contact.

[Whammy]

Has a no hitter ever been so inevitable?

 

I was actually thinking to myself earlier... "is there a sports betting website out there that makes lines on no hitters in individual games?"

[notoriousgod71]

I was actually thinking to myself earlier... "is there a sports betting website out there that makes lines on no hitters in individual games?"

 

If so I wouldn't hesitate to put money down on Tanyon Sturtze against the Twins.

[ashbury]

If so I wouldn't hesitate to put money down on Tanyon Sturtze against the Twins.

 

But he's not very g... Oh.

[GCTF]

Darvish has only 7 Ks through 5 innings. Maybe he is injured?

 

Maybe not.

[mikeee]

Darvish has a shutdown going.

[notoriousgod71]

"Can't blame a guy for trying to get to first base." -Dick

 

You hear that, OldLadyChicagoFan?

[Whammy]

O/U on Yu's Game Score is 98.5

[Guest USAFChief]

Hey everyone, just thought I'd pop in and check out the game thread. How's the offense lookin' tonight?

[ashbury]

Darvish has only 7 Ks through 5 innings. Maybe he is injured?

 

The Twins batters probably deserve some of the blame but I'm holding you accountable for the top of the sixth.

[stringer bell]

David Wells, Catfish Hunter, Jared Weaver...Yu Darvish?

[ashbury]

Hey everyone, just thought I'd pop in and check out the game thread. How's the offense lookin' tonight?

 

Archie the Rally Avatar is looking kinda sickly so far.

[GCTF]

If so I wouldn't hesitate to put money down on Tanyon Sturtze against the Twins.

 

Nolan Ryan is just sitting there thinking he should start for the Rangers tomorrow.

[Squirrel]

"Can't blame a guy for trying to get to first base." -Dick

 

You hear that, OldLadyChicagoFan?

 

I never blame a guy for that. But there are a few number of times I'm glad he's gotten thrown out before getting there.

[mikeee]

Darvish has a no hitter going.

[Guest USAFChief]

Archie the Rally Avatar is looking kinda sickly so far.

Someone should tell him he's tipping his pitches. Palmball on the way.

[mikeee]

There is one guy batting over .250 in the Twin's lineup. That is depressing.

[GCTF]

Hey everyone, just thought I'd pop in and check out the game thread. How's the offense lookin' tonight?

 

No surprises thus far.

[Guest USAFChief]

I never blame a guy for that. But there are a few number of times I'm glad he's gotten thrown out before getting there.

Back in the day, I had a low OBP, but I kept my OPS respectable with a high SLG. I tried to leg everything into an XBH.

[Whammy]

Back in the day, I had a low OBP, but I kept my OPS respectable with a high SLG. I tried to leg everything into an XBH.

 

I bet your ISO was through the roof

[Squirrel]

Back in the day, I had a low OBP, but I kept my OPS respectable with a high SLG. I tried to leg everything into an XBH.

 

Well, truth be told, there are a few times I've overthrown first on purpose. And then there are times where really, it was an awfully timed error.

[Whammy]

Not that I'm scouring sports betting websites, but a moneyline of -330 has to be pretty rare.