Twins (TBD) vs Tigers (Valdez): 6/10/26, 5:40 pm CDT

[Mortimerkenny21]

13 minutes ago, Twins_Fan_in_NJ said:

Alex Jackson with the small ball! He has decent wheels for a catcher.

Alan Jackson with itty bitty ball in this itty bitty world.

[RpR]

Just now, Vanimal46 said:

Joey Gallo on top of the pyramid of framed jerseys in your basement?

Actually I have never bought a jersey for any player in any sport, but Harmon would have been the one if I did.

[Vanimal46]

The problem with these jerseys is I can not read what Paredes’ jersey number is on the TV broadcast 

[Linus]

1 minute ago, Vanimal46 said:

Joey Gallo on top of the pyramid of framed jerseys in your basement?

No way. Herr Kepler, who has a separate shrine also. 

[C-Gangster]

2 minutes ago, RpR said:

Yeah but you guys are all wearing your Julien jerseys.

Yeah, but my Julien jersey leads the entire AL Central in Expected Expectedness (xEXP). You can't find that kind of analytical value on your wall

[mrtwinsfan]

2  out walks ,   not a   hood sign

[Vanimal46]

Just now, RpR said:

Actually I have never bought a jersey for any player in any sport, but Harmon would have been the one if I did.

Haven’t bought a real jersey before. One of my prized possessions is a signed personalized to me Kirby Puckett framed jersey when I was a kid. The last “shirt-sey” I bought with my own money is Denard Span 

[Patzky]

Eventually.. walks will haunt 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

By how much did Buxton miss that?

Still, we're not behind.

[mrtwinsfan]

1 minute ago, mrtwinsfan said:

2  out walks ,   not a   hood sign

or good ,   nice try Buck !

[Vanimal46]

Just now, Patzky said:

Eventually.. walks will haunt 

Let’s be honest. A scheduled bullpen game is a nightmare for the Twins. We know how this one is gonna turn out. 

[C-Gangster]

1 minute ago, Vanimal46 said:

Haven’t bought a real jersey before. One of my prized possessions is a signed personalized to me Kirby Puckett framed jersey when I was a kid. The last “shirt-sey” I bought with my own money is Denard Span 

If you wore that Denard Span shirt-sey with a pair of cargo shorts to Target Field in 2010, you were legally the coolest guy in Section 103.

[RpR]

2 minutes ago, Linus said:

No way. Herr Kepler, who has a separate shrine also. 

AH, mein Deutscher Bruder -- Deutschland, Deutschland uber alles....

[Patzky]

Tried to get one last out but he's out of gas. 

[mrtwinsfan]

1 minute ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

By how much did Buxton miss that?

Still, we're not behind.

2 parsays

[Church of Kreidler]

Oh no, anybody but Dingler...

[Linus]

1 minute ago, Vanimal46 said:

Let’s be honest. A scheduled bullpen game is a nightmare for the Twins. We know how this one is gonna turn out. 

Yep. Paredes has hung in there but looks like he’s tiring. 

[Vanimal46]

1 minute ago, C-Gangster said:

If you wore that Denard Span shirt-sey with a pair of cargo shorts to Target Field in 2010, you were legally the coolest guy in Section 103.

I joke with my GF I’m going to make cargo shorts cool again because I have to carry her stuff often in my pockets. 

[Patzky]

Whew. Ballsy move but what were the alternatives. You can't control Dingler just slow him down 

[Blyleven2011]

New game al tied ...

I knew 1 run wasn't going to be enough  ...

 

[Patzky]

Just now, Linus said:

Yep. Paredes has hung in there but looks like he’s tiring. 

Turned out to be a pretty effective long relief effort actually. Of course we could easily be up 3-1.. not easily , right..

[Western SD Fan]

Don't worry Morneau, we still heckle you here in the threads.  You just don't get to hear us.

[Tlaker]

All this jersey talk and no one has a Gasper? Claaaassic bit of merch!

[Patzky]

Valdez doesn't do well with people on base. Just like our hitters.

[C-Gangster]

6 minutes ago, Vanimal46 said:

I joke with my GF I’m going to make cargo shorts cool again because I have to carry her stuff often in my pockets. 

Forget Roster Resource profiles, this is the kind of high-value utility work that keeps a relationship above .500. Absolute boyfriend of the year material right there.

[Vanimal46]

Send Keaschall to AAA what a loser 

[Patzky]

Send in the clowns. 🤡 

[Patzky]

21 minutes ago, Mortimerkenny21 said:

Alan Jackson with itty bitty ball in this itty bitty world.

It's all right to be little bitty.

[Patzky]

So a successful challenge is the difference between a clean inning and perhaps another Rogers disaster. Fine line.

[Patzky]

Ouch x2