Twins (TBD) vs Tigers (Valdez): 6/10/26, 5:40 pm CDT

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

Did they DFA Rogers and/or Orze yet? I am way late to the party from last night, but I've had enough of those two.

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

Alex Jackson with the small ball! He has decent wheels for a catcher.

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

Come on, Buck. Plate two here...

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

FFS...

[krink]

Kreidler! The way I'm seriously considering buying one of his jerseys... Would be cool to be literally the only person with one...!

[C-Gangster]

31 minutes ago, ziggy said:

to the Indians catcher Andy Allanson......

I always wanted to hear John Gordon announce this matchup. He and Dan Gladden could have had a tounge twist off.

If Alan Anderson blows a fastball right past Andy Allanson, you know Gordo is screaming: 'TOUCH 'EM ALL... wait, no, STRIKE 'EM ALL!' while Gladden just sits there trying to figure out which name he just said

[Patzky]

Sheesh let's not blow it again..

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

Just now, Patzky said:

Sheesh let's not blow it again..

Headed that way...

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

Only Morneau could call that last play, 'fascinating'...

[Patzky]

Uhh how was that not a strike..

[Linus]

Too bad the contact play was on, Buck likely would have beat it out. 

[C-Gangster]

4 minutes ago, C-Gangster said:

At this rate, Shelton is going to have to suit up next. Beam me up, Scottie, because this rotation is cooked.

Cooked, this rotation is. Begun, the Clone Wars have... which is great, because we desperately need to clone whoever is healthy -Master Yoda (Grand master of the Jedi Order)

[Vanimal46]

2 minutes ago, krink said:

Kreidler! The way I'm seriously considering buying one of his jerseys... Would be cool to be literally the only person with one...!

@RpRhas that one already framed on his wall next to Manuel Margot 

[Patzky]

Arcia.. here to clean up

[krink]

Wasn't someone just saying something about Arcia in cleanup...?

[C-Gangster]

4 minutes ago, krink said:

Kreidler! The way I'm seriously considering buying one of his jerseys... Would be cool to be literally the only person with one...!

Honestly, buy it. If he gets traded or DFA’ed next week, that jersey instantly becomes a hyper-niche, 1-of-1 historic artifact. It belongs in a museum

[Patzky]

Wallner JR.. just sayin

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

FFS...wasted opportunity. Again.

[Patzky]

Just now, krink said:

Wasn't someone just saying something about Arcia in cleanup...?

I can't ant come up with a PH option, honestly

[Vanimal46]

Batting with the bases loaded is our kryptonite this series. Ugh… 

[Patzky]

1 minute ago, Twins_Fan_in_NJ said:

FFS...wasted opportunity. Again.

Tragicomedy.

[mrtwinsfan]

3 minutes ago, Linus said:

Too bad the contact play was on, Buck likely would have beat it out. 

zero  for 2026  with runners on in scoring position ,   Mr Crutch or Clutch

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

They're just missing on Paredes...

[C-Gangster]

6 minutes ago, Twins_Fan_in_NJ said:

Only Morneau could call that last play, 'fascinating'...

That’s just 'Morneau-speak' for: That was an absolute, unmitigated disaster, but my Canadian politeness physically won't let me say it out loud on television.

[RpR]

5 minutes ago, Vanimal46 said:

@RpRhas that one already framed on his wall next to Manuel Margot 

Nope, Kyle Farmer and Kyle Garlick.

[mrtwinsfan]

Morneau ,  i really enjoyed ya as a player ,   But Pleez sir  S.T.F.U.

[IndyTwinsFan]

2 minutes ago, Twins_Fan_in_NJ said:

FFS...wasted opportunity. Again.

I mean, why would we want to do something as disgusting as scoring without there being at least one solo HR involved?

Seriously!

[C-Gangster]

1 minute ago, RpR said:

Nope, Kyle Farmer and Kyle Garlick.

This is the exact level of hyper-specific roster dedication that makes this forum great. Most people collect MVPs, you collect 1.0 WAR legends. I love it.

[Vanimal46]

1 minute ago, RpR said:

Nope, Kyle Farmer and Kyle Garlick.

Joey Gallo on top of the pyramid of framed jerseys in your basement?

[RpR]

Just now, C-Gangster said:

This is the exact level of hyper-specific roster dedication that makes this forum great. Most people collect MVPs, you collect 1.0 WAR legends. I love it.

Yeah but you guys are all wearing your Julien jerseys.