Twins (Ryan) vs White Sox (Burke): 5/26/26, 6:40 pm CDT

[Permanent Twins Fan]

There goes the no-hitter

[Western SD Fan]

1 minute ago, Parfigliano said:

Why not both.

Because I don't think they have come up with a way to inhale the ozempic medication through your CPAP mask yet.

[Vanimal46]

2 minutes ago, krink said:

I just hate how targeted my streaming commercials have gotten - this weekend, they kept telling me that I could either get on an Ozempic type drug, or buy a CPAP machine...

GLP-1 drug ads are being shoved down everyone’s throats. Almost bought it, but I’m still very skeptical of the side effects long term. 

[krink]

1 minute ago, h2oface said:

Add every distracting Audra bit!

I am still a little salty that I had to watch most of yesterday's excellent Arcia play in a tiny square while she interviewed Shelty's previous babysitter 🙄

[krink]

1 minute ago, Western SD Fan said:

Because I don't think they have come up with a way to inhale the ozempic medication through your CPAP mask yet.

Don't give 'em any ideas!

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

Come on, Joe. Get the third out.

[IndyTwinsFan]

5 minutes ago, Twins_Fan_For_Life said:

Coked-up Eric Byrnes screaming about rip-off car insurance 

That's when I hit the TV mute button. 

[CoastiePilot08]

Finish it off Joe 

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

That'll work...

[MMMordabito]

Is it just me or has Ben Nintendo been hitting the chips between Mario Kart sessions a bit more?

[Western SD Fan]

1 minute ago, IndyTwinsFan said:

That's when I hit the TV mute button. 

After I made my list, the one where the parents sell the naming rights on their daughter's HS diploma came up.  Probably would have replaced that one with the blood cancer one.

[Parfigliano]

Just looked up Kevin Slowey I'd  forgot about him.  5 years with TC 39-29 with 4.66 ERA and 4.4 WAR

Be nice if SWR could have done close to that.

[h2oface]

Lackadaisical side-arm inconsistent floaters to first. Begging for something bad to happen. 

[ziggy]

Would sure be nice to get a Viola type haul for Ryan.

[tony&rodney]

19 minutes ago, karcherd said:

Easy solution, bring up Culpepper for short and put Kreid1er in center.  Outman has not earned a spot on this roster.

Culpepper needs a bit more time.

[Patzky]

15 minutes ago, Parfigliano said:

Got tiks to all 3.  Should be Ober-Zebulon-Ryan.  Looks like no Skene.

We've dodged him every time. I'm sure Shelty can make a phone call

[h2oface]

6 minutes ago, Vanimal46 said:

GLP-1 drug ads are being shoved down everyone’s throats. Almost bought it, but I’m still very skeptical of the side effects long term. 

Obesity is way better for one’s health!

[Western SD Fan]

1 minute ago, h2oface said:

Lackadaisical side-arm inconsistent floaters to first. Begging for something bad to happen. 

Every time I see that from Keaschall, it drives me nuts.  I'm keep waiting for him to air mail that toss.

[SS MagicMark]

Just now, Patzky said:

We've dodged him every time. I'm sure Shelty can make a phone call

Didn't we knock him around last time we saw him?

[karcherd]

Just now, tony&rodney said:

Culpepper needs a bit more time.

What is that time frame, no prospect is ever 100% ready.  We are running Gray out there tonight, there is a need, sometimes you have to be a little aggressive.

[h2oface]

1 minute ago, tony&rodney said:

Culpepper needs a bit more time.

Better to waste those homers and better defense in St Paul. 

[Patzky]

Just now, SS MagicMark said:

Didn't we knock him around last time we saw him?

Did we play him?! I thought we missed him. I think Pirates Twins and I think Dallas Keuchel 

[Patzky]

Just now, h2oface said:

Better to waste those homers and better defense in St Paul. 

Mendez, another name to consider.

[RpR]

1 minute ago, karcherd said:

What is that time frame, no prospect is ever 100% ready.  We are running Gray out there tonight, there is a need, sometimes you have to be a little aggressive.

Time frame is when professional coaches think it is time, not bring up my boys fans.

[Western SD Fan]

4 minutes ago, Parfigliano said:

Just looked up Kevin Slowey I'd  forgot about him.  5 years with TC 39-29 with 4.66 ERA and 4.4 WAR

Be nice if SWR could have done close to that.

Scott Diamond came to mind for me after you said that.  Diamond had one good year and never could repeat it.  He was only in the league for 4 years.

[Vanimal46]

Joe Ryan career numbers:

1st half: 32-22 record - 80 starts - 463 innings - 3.23 ERA 

2nd half: 17-17 record - 45 starts - 235 innings - 4.71 ERA

[Nshore]

I don't like, nor will I ever like, Andrew Benintendi - can't explain it, but there I said it.  I'm sure he's heartbroken over the matter.  I hope he strikes out many, many times.

[tony&rodney]

2 minutes ago, Patzky said:

Mendez, another name to consider.

Mendez is having better plate appearances than anyone for St. Paul. Nevertheless, there are a number of specific skills Mendez is trying to hone in AAA.

[IndyTwinsFan]

2 minutes ago, Patzky said:

Mendez, another name to consider.

May not be quite ready yet.  But that doesn't mean he shouldn't get a first look sometime fairly soon. 

I believe he also has some recent experience at first. 

[Patzky]

Luke getting decent amount of practice tonight to hone that throw.