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Posted
2 minutes ago, shortround81 said:

Question of the Game:

With MLB implementing ABS next season, what should the umpires do as a new career change?

They're implementing it?

In the major league?

Shows how out of touch i am.

Posted
7 hours ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

 

All the Twins have to do is win the next five games, and they avoid 90 losses

 

Brings to mind Uncle Shelby poem about the dentist and the alligator. What's one loss, more ore less?

Posted
3 hours ago, Parfigliano said:

All I have to do is get the correct 5 white balls in Powerball tonight and I win a million dollars.

I like my odds better.

How about the odds of reaching 88 mph just as lighting strikes the clock tower?

Posted

Matthew Leach:

Twins announce rotation for the remainder of the season. 

Thursday at Texas: Ober
Friday at Philadelphia: Ryan
Saturday at Philadelphia: Abel
Sunday at Philadelphia: Woods Richardson

Posted
56 minutes ago, shortround81 said:

Guess I'm having wishful thinking that balls and strikes will be called by a league of Benders from Futurama 

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mlb.com/amp/news/abs-challenge-system-mlb-2026.html

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I don't see Bender mentioned in the article, but i am somewhat dubious of the Joint Competition Committee reaching any useful conclusions, at least without ordering food.

Posted
36 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Trying to imagine what the image is that isn't showing up.

a) wopr (only winning move is not to play)

b) hal 9000 (i'm sorry dave, i can't let you bat)

c) c-3po (it's against my programming to impersonate an umpire)

d)...

 

 

 

The possibilities are endless for scoreboard operators across MLB. 

Posted
38 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Trying to imagine what the image is that isn't showing up.

a) wopr (only winning move is not to play)

b) hal 9000 (i'm sorry dave, i can't let you bat)

c) c-3po (it's against my programming to impersonate an umpire)

d)...

 

 

 

Tom Servo never could get any balls.

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Posted
Just now, Parfigliano said:

I hope deGrom is going to channel his inner NYM tonight and go 7 2/3 innings, 12 Ks, and lose 2-1.

He will need some non help from his hitters for that to happen.

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