Mariners (Kirby) vs Twins (Paddack): 5/8/24, 6:40pm

[USAFChief]

37 minutes ago, stringer bell said:

They’re saying he had a setback with his knee, hence another MRI. At this point, I’ll believe Topa is going to help this bullpen when he’s activated and not before. 

activated...and actually helping, for me.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

2 hours ago, Twins_Fan_in_NJ said:

Margot getting the start in left. Does he have compromising pictures of Rocco or something?

Yes, these photos were found by Matt Shoemaker back in 2021. They were passed on to Pagan in 2022, who gave them to Joey Gallo last year. 

Hey, someone every year needs to keep these pictures safe 🙂

[Aggies7]

Nice 23 pitch first inning should help a weary bullpen 

[Jocko87]

I did not realize that Max was up to a 921 ops.

[USAFChief]

C4!

[Aggies7]

Hanger, wasn’t sure if it would get out 

[Danchat]

Correa!!

[Aggies7]

And the fan goes wild

[USAFChief]

Larnach!!

[Mortimerkenny21]

Back to Back!!!!

[Schmoeman5]

Let's make sure we pinch hit for Trevor in his next AB

[RpR]

2 hours ago, h2oface said:

KC and Cleveland both winners already today. Time for the boys to get rid of the sausage and selfies and rely on focus and skill instead of superstition and narcissism. After a rough start to the year, Kirby is on his usual roll, with a 0.50 ERA his last 3 starts.

Margot in left. Ouch. Well, that is the handicap, I guess, (like we need to be handicapped).

 

IF they let him go, he cannot say they did not give him a chance.

[CRF]

3 minutes ago, Schmoeman5 said:

Let's make sure we pinch hit for Trevor in his next AB

That's about as safe a bet as you could make. Rocco-Ball!

[Aggies7]

The sheriff ain’t very efficient is he 

Must be a government employee 

[USAFChief]

My good friend's dog passed away recently. I felt really bad for him, so a bought him another one. Just like first dog.

I thought he'd appreciate it, but no. He calls me up and immediately starts complaining...."What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs," he whines...

[Schmoeman5]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

My good friend's dog passed away recently. I felt really bad for him, so a bought him another one. Just like first dog.

I thought he'd appreciate it, but no. He calls me up and immediately starts complaining...."What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs," he whines...

One of your best so far.  👌 

[Schmoeman5]

4 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

The sheriff ain’t very efficient is he 

They're making him work. But so far so good

[Schmoeman5]

Castro. Dang. That was sweet

[Mortimerkenny21]

Holy Mackerel Willie!

[USAFChief]

What, is this 2019??

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

“Solo homers never hurt anyone”

[CRF]

Careful...too many dongs might wear the sausage out! Take that any way you want!

[USAFChief]

8 minutes ago, Schmoeman5 said:

One of your best so far.  👌 

Been at this 12 years. You might say I was due.

[Aggies7]

4 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

What, is this 2019??

I wish it were. I’d have invested in 3M masks 

[Schmoeman5]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Been at this 12 years. You might say I was due.

I read all of them. That one really got me. 2 thumbs up

[RickOShea]

Is it me, or does it seem Miranda just doesn't have much finishing speed going from home to first?

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

I wish it were. I’d have invested in 3M masks 

whispers//"toilet paper"

[Aggies7]

Nice play 

[jimbo92107]

I will say that Eddie Juliene has greatly improved his fielding. He's rounding into a very good ballplayer.

[Schmoeman5]

If memory serves me. In 2022 I  believe the Twins hit 4 solo shots off Cole in a game they lost. Keep the pedal floored.