Game Thread: Twins (Maeda) @ Mariners (Castillo), 7/19/23 @ 8:40 CT

[ashbury]

2 minutes ago, SwainZag said:

Can we just do this quick without any tension please Duran?

No.

/ edit - yep, ninja'd

[Squirrel]

4 minutes ago, cHawk said:

Can the rat open the freezer by himself?

Chicago rats can

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, SwainZag said:

Can we just do this quick without any tension please Duran?

I blame you

[Nine of twelve]

Rookie mistake by Kirilloff there.

[RpR]

Kirilloff imitating Julien.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Always like Dangerous Beans too.

[USAFChief]

Oh FFS.

 

[cHawk]

Just now, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Team work is an important rat skill.

 

Second rat gets the cheese.

There would probably need to be more than two rats to successfully open the freezer, unless of course those two rats are named Jerry and Nibbles.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

Chicago rats can

Ain't no rats like the rats in Chicago...

[Aggies7]

Duran certainly has been shaky hasn’t he 

[NeverSeenATwinsPlayoffWin]

Whatever brand J-Rod uses for elbow guard needs to use that in an ad. If that pitch hits you clean, your bones are getting send to the next dimension.

[USAFChief]

[cHawk]

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, cHawk said:

There would probably need to be more than two rats to successfully open the freezer, unless of course those two rats are named Jerry and Nibbles.

Perhaps...

Depends on the fridge.

 

I seen some bottom drawer fridges with smooth wheels. Might not take too much force to open them. Teach a rat to lever a plastic knife in there, and it might have a field day.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Rare opportunity for a triple play...

[wabene]

3 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Ain't no rats like the rats in Chicago...

DC has rats the size of dacthounds

[cHawk]

1 minute ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Perhaps...

Depends on the fridge.

 

I seen some bottom drawer fridges with smooth wheels. Might not take too much force to open them. Teach a rat to lever a plastic knife in there, and it might have a field day.

Or it could just do this.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Rare opportunity for a triple play...

Alas, no more.

 

1 out.

[ashbury]

What a beautiful pitch for that first out (finally!).

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, cHawk said:

Or it could just do this.

I may be missing something but he's closing the fridge...

[cHawk]

Just now, sampleSizeOfOne said:

I may be missing something but he's closing the fridge...

He could do the same with the freezer.

[Parfigliano]

Just now, sampleSizeOfOne said:

I may be missing something but he's closing the fridge...

Tom the cat opened the fridge.

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

I may be missing something but he's closing the fridge...

And he's a mouse.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

2 minutes ago, wabene said:

DC has rats the size of dacthounds

And dacthounds the size of... rats?

[USAFChief]

Winnah

[ashbury]

And a gorgeous pitch sequence for the third out.

[wabene]

Winner! 

[Aggies7]

Duran made Ford look like a model T there 

[NotAboutWinning]

A little more excitement than necessary! Great team win!

[cHawk]