Game Thread: Twins @ Yankees, 4/14 @ 6:05 CT

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Half-serious conversation starter: When is it time to load manage M.A.T. for a day? 

[USAFChief]

If I feed my lawn, it'll just result in me hearing Mrs Chief. "Mow the lawn. Mow it."

[RickOShea]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

If I feed my lawn, it'll just result in me hearing Mrs Chief. "Mow the lawn. Mow it."

 

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

If I feed my lawn, it'll just result in me hearing Mrs Chief. "Mow the lawn. Mow it."

You actually have lawn, while living in Tucson?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Fun fact: Shane Bieber had a game against the Yankees on Monday where he surrendered two runs in the first inning, and they were shut out the rest of the game.

[jkcarew]

2 minutes ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

Fun fact: Shane Bieber had a game against the Yankees on Monday where he surrendered two runs in the first inning, and they were shut out the rest of the game.

Hopefully, it's a Yankee thing and not a Shane Bieber thing.

[USAFChief]

3 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

 

You actually have lawn, while living in Tucson?

300 square feet, exactly 

[Hrbowski]

Good pitching to Rizzo right there, with a little help from Libka

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Just now, jkcarew said:

Hopefully, it's a Yankee thing and not a Shane Bieber thing.

That is the angle I was going for, yes 🙂

[USAFChief]

7 minutes ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

Half-serious conversation starter: When is it time to load manage M.A.T. for a day? 

Pick a day that ends in "y". All those days.

[USAFChief]

Solano is 5'8"?

 

Maybe wearing high heels with lifts installed. 

[SteveLV]

Finally kept one in side the 3B line.  Good job!

[RickOShea]

Damn, if he was taller, he would have had a triple, huh?

[Squirrel]

The Jays are really taking it to the Rays

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

5 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

300 square feet, exactly 

Photograph of Chief’s property line:

[SteveLV]

He is not going to throw strikes until the Twins' hitters stop swinging at balls down in the dirt.

[RpR]

Lurch got an infield single!!!

[Nine of twelve]

Opportunity. NOW.

[RickOShea]

Just now, Nine of twelve said:

Opportunity. NOW.

Now, just went out the window.

[SteveLV]

Jeffers impatient at bat.  1-0 count, still swung at pitcher's pitch.  Rats!

[RickOShea]

Nice work by Twins hitters driving the ball.

[SteveLV]

And Garlick does the exact damn thing.  Sheesh!  No patience and discipline.  Lousy, lousy at bats with 2 on.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

2 minutes ago, RpR said:

Lurch got an infield single!!!

Looked like an infield double in the works, on that last play 

[USAFChief]

Disappointing ABs there. 

[USAFChief]

8 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

The Jays are really taking it to the Rays

Winning days, once the craze, set ablaze. 

[rwilfong86]

Varland is looking much better now 

[Nine of twelve]

16 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

300 square feet, exactly 

 

10 minutes ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

Photograph of Chief’s property line:

That makes Chief's lawn 300 feet long and 1 foot wide. Makes it pretty easy to mow.

[Nine of twelve]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Winning days, once the craze, set ablaze. 

Chief, you never cease to amaze.

[rwilfong86]

The stranded runners and Double plays are making this game nauseating 

[SteveLV]

Man, this is simply not the Twins' night, direct opposite of last night. Hitting things right at defenders.

[IndianaTwin]

Having Edouard Julien on the roster makes me think of the number of words we use that come from French. Like hors d’ouevres, just for starters.