Jump to content
Twins Daily
  • Create Account

Game Thread--Twins @ Royals 5-20/22 7:10 PM


Recommended Posts

Twins Daily Contributor
Posted
2 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

I've either had too much scotch to enjoy this, or not enough.  I can't see decide which.

I'll wager too much.

  • Replies 207
  • Created
  • Last Reply
Posted
Just now, USAFChief said:

I'll wager too much.

Autocorrect definitely got the better of me there. 

 

And maybe the scotch too...

Community Moderator
Posted
1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

Autocorrect definitely got the better of me there. 

 

I've never heard of that scotch brand before ... is it good?

Posted
2 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

And Chief is on a roll!

Don't tell him that.  He'll keep telling jokes!

Community Moderator
Posted
2 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

Don't tell him that.  He'll keep telling jokes!

He would even if I didn't ... 

Posted
Just now, Squirrel said:

I've never heard of that scotch brand before ... is it good?

Not really.  It's rather unpredictable and has a harsh finish.  Especially when I'm the company of others.

Posted
1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

He would even if I didn't ... 

Fair point.  Seems safer not to encourage him!

Community Moderator
Posted
Just now, wsnydes said:

Fair point.  Seems safer not to encourage him!

I like living dangerously

Posted
2 minutes ago, nicksaviking said:

I believe they also both conquered Persia.

The history books really don't give Winnie the credit he deserved.  

Twins Daily Contributor
Posted
3 minutes ago, nicksaviking said:

I believe they also both conquered Persia.

Never heard of her.

Posted
2 minutes ago, stringer bell said:

Yes, Celestino is improved. Yes, he is an asset in the field, but I've never seen more soft hits. What is his BABIP? 

.477, including today. 

Perfectly sustainable, I'd say. ?

Twins Daily Contributor
Posted
Just now, wsnydes said:

Suddenly, a baseball game interrupts the game thread!

Don't encourage it.

Posted
Just now, USAFChief said:

Don't encourage it.

It's either mockery of me or your jokes, soo....

Twins Daily Contributor
Posted

We are simultaneously the worst team in the history of organized baseball in stealing bases and preventing stolen bases.

Posted
45 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

I get a kick out of Gladden. He's so terrible.

 

One of my favorite Gladden things: Provus will ask him a simple question and Gladden will ramble for 20 seconds without ever coming within 100 yards of addressing the question.

 

I lost patience with Dazzle a while ago. I listen on the radio randomly while driving; if Gladden is on I often never know who’s at bat, what the score is, even what inning we’re in. Then there’s a crack of the bat and the roar of the crowd and Danny says “wow”! Wow, what?!?

He’s not as bad as he used to be in this regard, but I wish they’d put him back in the proverbial bench.

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

The Twins Daily Caretaker Fund
The Twins Daily Caretaker Fund

You all care about this site. The next step is caring for it. We’re asking you to caretake this site so it can remain the premier Twins community on the internet.

×
×
  • Create New...