Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox 5:10 PM PST (7:10 PM CDT) 8/27/2019

[AlwaysinModeration]

I changed seats. Enough of them open.

Watch out for flying broken bats.

[Brock Beauchamp]

 

Marwin left the game with an abdominal issue. Yikes.

And this is why it's important to have 10-11 position players and 6-7 starters.

 

How many times has the Twins starting nine actually started? I'm pretty sure it's still ZERO times.

[Blake]

This Taylor Rogers kid is pretty good, isn't he?

 

 

[FlauerPauer]

WINNAH!

[Blake]

interesting end to this one.

 

Nice catch, Mr. Rogers!

[operation mindcrime]

Way to go Twins!!!!!

[FlauerPauer]

Magic Number: 28

[Danchat]

Good game boys, beating an ace like Giolito is not an easy task. This is a very good win.

 

Now, why do we play so much better on the road?! It seemed like all of our past home games were filled with crazy hijinks, bad errors, and bad RISP, but then we go on the road and our ailments are suddenly cured.

[wabene]

Hello my name is Taylor (robot voice).

[Bandit34]

Is this the first time we have been 29 games above .500? I think it is!

[Bandit34]

20-11 to reach 100 wins for the year. It is a possibility. I would love to see it!

[Squirrel]

SQUIRREL!!!!!!!

[MNT1996]

I wouldn't be opposed to just playing the rest of the season on the road. Things seem to go so much smoother

[Blake]

dub this win "Taylor Made."

[Squirrel]

Have to say ... that last play brought the game to a very sudden end. Can’t wait to get home and see the video on that. Sitting here now waiting for the train. And no, Yarni, I’m not scared.

[rkevin]

TWINS

[Brock Beauchamp]

 

Sitting here now waiting for the train. And no, Yarni, I’m not scared.

Are you scared NOW?

[Squirrel]

Are you scared NOW?

Lol. I never am. Not in my town.

[Mike Sixel]

What's with the netting going all the way down the line? Looks stupid. Does that impede your ability to watch the game?

The most expensive seats in the park have netting..... Every park will be that way soon.

[Brock Beauchamp]

 

Lol. I never am. Not in my town.

But big towns and public transit are so SCARY!

HOW DO YOU EVEN

[Squirrel]

 

But big towns and public transit are so SCARY!

HOW DO YOU EVEN

Oh ... I just keep my eyes closed ... duh! Good thing I'm not scared of the dark, though.

[Brock Beauchamp]

 

Oh ... I just keep my eyes closed ... duh! Good thing I'm not scared of the dark, though.

Could mean several things, will need clarification.

[Squirrel]

 

Could mean several things, will need clarification.

Well, when you close your eyes, it's dark.

[MVP Nick Punto]

My son asked me to come up with an anagram for "eleven plus two."

 

I told him "twelve plus one"

The apocalyptic rage I feel right now has never been equalled by another sentient being in the history of existence.

[AlwaysinModeration]

My son asked me to come up with an anagram for "eleven plus two."

 

I told him "twelve plus one"

I’m still trying to get my mind around this one.

[Blake]

 

Have to say ... that last play brought the game to a very sudden end. Can’t wait to get home and see the video on that. Sitting here now waiting for the train. And no, Yarni, I’m not scared.

[ashbury]

How many times has the Twins starting nine actually started?

Riverbrian would tell you there is no such thing.

[ashbury]

The apocalyptic rage I feel right now has never been equalled by another sentient being in the history of existence.

 

Maybe once. Assuming Ogre was sentient.