Game Thread: 6/13/19 Twins vs. Mariners 12:10 CDT

[SwainZag]

Chicken dinner.

[nicksaviking]

Even 20-year-olds fresh out of AA ball wouldn't be doing as bad as the arms in the pen are doing right now. Guys in the HR derby get out more than the batters facing the Twins bullpen are right now. I have to think a lot of this is psychological.

 

But that doesn't change anything, if these guys are all rattled, then they gotta all go. Even if they rebound, who wants a fragile pitcher in the post season anyway?

[MMMordabito]

FU Vogelcrack

[operation mindcrime]

A 3 hour and 50 minute masterpiece!!! Go Twins!!!

[USAFChief]

Thanks for the fun everyone!

 

And we'll see yuo...TOMORROW NIGHT!

[SwainZag]

Most stressful 5 run win we've had in at least a week

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Chicken dinner.

The chicken would like corn.

[Blake]

 

[MNT1996]

 

Most stressful 5 run win we've had in at least a week

 

I was getting stressed already watching the Twins bullpen gate open when we had a 9 run lead.

[d-mac]

 

The judges have ruled against you.

 

It was Cron with a majestic long ball to deep left center and Cruz with a laser beam just inside the LF foul pole.

 

You also had the order wrong, which was sort of a big deal to the Russian judge.

 

That joke is from, what 2002? It's almost old enough to vote.

[MMMordabito]

 

The chicken would like corn.

 

That's how you spot bullpen turds?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

That's how you spot bullpen turds?

Could be.

 

Is it worth remind our pitchers to knock their cleats clean?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Anyway thanks all for the company!

[USAFChief]

 

That joke is from, what 2002? It's almost old enough to vote.

Thank you!

 

Most of my matarial is old enough to collect Social Security.

[d-mac]

 

Thank you!

 

Most of my matarial is old enough to collect Social Security.

 

It's making me feel old that I even remember where that joke came from.

[snotboogie]

 

Are we there yet?

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt is a long name for a long game...

That is my name too!

[Blake]

 

easy peasy, lemon squeezy. Easy, stress free WINNAH!

You're talking about the game tomorrow, right?

[Blake]

 

Thank you!

 

Most of my matarial is old enough to collect Social Security.

Have you considered new clothing?

 

Badabum, tish....

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Thank you!

 

Most of my matarial is old enough to collect Social Security.

Don't worry. Most of my material is well, immaterial. I don't usually get to tell it.

[AlwaysinModeration]

I remember as a teenager my Legion team had a few innings like this.

I didn’t know that you played in the first recorded baseball game!