Game Thread: Twins vs White Sox 5:10 PM PST (7:10 PM CST) 5/24/2019

[DocBauer]

To count... You'll need some digits.

 

Fingers and toes all? I'm an English major. I don't do math except when pressed. Or baseball.

[Joe A. Preusser]

Umm, on my feet of course.

Dude, give me back my *$&€÷,@^#^ socks.

[Joe A. Preusser]

Whenever someone in the stands gets a baseball... when the camera pans over to show the lucky person holding the game ball... everybody around them is smiling and laughing. 

 

Unless they get hit in the head.

 

No, they're still smiling, because then THEY have the ball.

[DocBauer]

Wait, isn't there a baseball game being played? Just asking for my friend Bud.

[USAFChief]

Jose Rondon has three of the little accent doofers in his name.

 

Thanks Trump. That would have exceeded the limits under the NAFTA.

[Joe A. Preusser]

Wait, isn't there a baseball game being played? Just asking for my friend Bud.

His brother Bud Light saya hi.

[Riverbrian]

 

They get hit in the head after the guy is holding the ball??

 

Anything is possible

[70charger]

This Littell guy looks alright so far.

[Riverbrian]

 

 I'm an English major. 

 

Which war did you fight in. I assume the Falklands? 

[DocBauer]

This Littell guy looks alright so far.

Didn't we have another guy named Littel recently? I like this guy better.

[DocBauer]

His brother Bud Light saya hi.

My buddy is from the SW, likes the lime version tonight.

[USAFChief]

 

This Littell guy looks alright so far.

He just threw a FB at the top of the zone at 95.

 

Now, for sure, I'm absolutely convinced someone, somewhere, owes the devil his soul.

[Joe A. Preusser]

Which war did you fight in. I assume the Falklands?

 

To quote Peter Griffen..."yes, this is a very SMART joke..."

[DocBauer]

Which war did you fight in. I assume the Falklands?

 

OMG...actually took me a couple seconds to get This! LOL

 

Well played Brian.....well played.

 

*A stick!

[70charger]

Taking him out was the correct choice. No question there.

[Don Walcott]

Hope Castillo is okay.

[diehardtwinsfan]

Cleveland won today..

[DocBauer]

OUCH!

 

HATE the Dirty Sox, of course, but sure hope he's Ok. That didn't look good.

[USAFChief]

 

Cleveland won today..

bless their hearts! Good for them.

[Joe A. Preusser]

Hope Castillo is okay.

Just brutal getting 2 in a row. What arw the chances?

[DocBauer]

Asking myself..."when I picked up the pizza, why did I grab a 6 pack instead of the 12"?

[Joe A. Preusser]

bless their hearts! Good for them.

That's so GOOD for a second tier team!

[DocBauer]

WOW! That was a great play!

[Don Walcott]

Miguel seems a little anxious to hit the ball.

[USAFChief]

Allright, boys and girls, bring this one home.

 

Good game, good game thread. Thanks!

[Riverbrian]

 

OMG...actually took me a couple seconds to get This! LOL

Well played Brian.....well played.

*A stick!

 

(True Story) I was at the Minneapolis Airport getting ready to board a flight to Colorado Springs. There was load slam of a door that kind of startled everyone and this guy who I never met before says out loud... "People shouldn't slam Doors like that".  

 

So I turned to him and said... "Jim Morrison is over-rated" and he kinda stared at me... he didn't say a thing. 

 

Somewhere over Nebraska... He just starts laughing loudly and he couldn't stop. Which is really kind of unnerving when a guy on a plane is just laughing for no reason. 

 

The flight security guy came over to see what was going on and he kept saying while laughing... I just got the joke... Jim Morrison... Doors... I get it now". 

 

Damn near landed the plane over it. 

[Joe A. Preusser]

Allright, boys and girls, bring this one home.

 

Good game, good game thread. Thanks!

To you as well.

[twinssporto]

I’m listening to game on transistor radio by camp fire in the Boundary Waters. After we went up by 5 I decided to start pouring bourbon from a plastic flask.

 

So happy...So wet and cold too. I’m ready to come home. I need to upgrade my rain gear too,

[DocBauer]

(True Story) I was at the Minneapolis Airport getting ready to board a flight to Colorado Springs. There was load slam of a door that kind of startled everyone and this guy who I never met before says out loud... "People shouldn't slam Doors like that".  

 

So I turned to him and said... "Jim Morrison is over-rated" and he kinda stared at me... he didn't say a thing. 

 

Somewhere over Nebraska... He just starts laughing loudly and he couldn't stop. Which is really kind of unnerving when a guy on a plane is just laughing for no reason. 

 

The flight security guy came over to see what was going on and he kept saying while laughing... I just got the joke... Jim Morrison... Doors... I get it now". 

 

Damn near landed the plane over it.

 

LMAO! Post of the night! Especially since the climax of the story came about over Nebraska!

 

Priceless!

[Danchat]

Well, it's nice to see Littell get some quick mop-up outs. We could use a decent long reliever...