Game Thread: Twins vs Red Sox, 6/20 @ 7:10 PM CT

[jun]

I would even pinch hit for Dozier whenever runners are in scoring position. 

[VATwinsFan]

Can the bullpen hold the lead and hand it off to the FRE?

[LVTwinsfan]

Garver is good at pitch unframing

[USAFChief]

 

It's Hedley

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[LVTwinsfan]

 

 

I would even pinch hit for Dozier whenever runners are in scoring position. 

He hit that one hard though

[TFRazor]

 

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Photo of the signing of legislation that created the Le Petomane Thruway

[LVTwinsfan]

nice inning for Rogers

[LVTwinsfan]

 

Photo of the signing of legislation that created the Le Petomane Thruway

somebody's gotta go back and get a sh*tload of dimes

[TFRazor]

 

somebody's gotta go back and get a sh*tload of dimes

Never can tell what he's gonna think of next

[LaBombo]

 

It's Hedley

 

"You use your tongue prettier than a twe..." 

 

< checks T.D. warning point total >   

 

Never mind.

[USAFChief]

[LaBombo]

 

Photo of the signing of legislation that created the Le Petomane Thruway

 

That leads to the Memorial Gambling Asylum. Never been there, but I hear it's insane.

Edited June 21, 2018 by LaBombo

[TFRazor]

Should we just start a separate forum for blazing saddles quotes? This could go all night. We'd do it for Randolph Scott.

Edited June 21, 2018 by TFRazor

[jkcarew]

 

If Mauer is on his stomach and a ball ricochets off his glove after a throw from Dozier, who gets the error? It's pretty obviously Dozier.

Is Joe’s lying on the training table in the clubhouse? ‘Cause, if so...it’s definitely an error on Dozier.

[LVTwinsfan]

[TFRazor]

So Kepler has only one hit tonight, but he has scalded the ball all 3 at-bats

[USAFChief]

 

Should we just start a separate forum for blazing saddles quotes? This could go all night. We'd do it for Randolph Scott.

No need.

 

Game threads. Blazing Saddles quotes are sort of what game threads were meant for.

[TFRazor]

 

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You know...morons...

[LVTwinsfan]

We need the good Reed tonight

[TFRazor]

 

We need the good Reed tonight

I would settle for effective Reed

[LaBombo]

 

So Kepler has only one hit tonight, but he has scalded the ball all 3 at-bats

 

He's having the kind of game that reminds of the classic Sinclair Lewis satirical sabremetric novel, Babbipp.

[LaBombo]

 

I would settle for effective Reed

 

And the boring Rodney to close it out.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Should we just start a separate forum for blazing saddles quotes? This could go all night. We'd do it for Randolph Scott.

It's twue.

[TFRazor]

Eddie being dirty

[TFRazor]

That is an acceptable inning from Addison

[USAFChief]

[LaBombo]

Rosario makes up for the baserunning vapor lock and then some with the Fast Eddie Felson play of the carom.

[LVTwinsfan]

 

I would settle for effective Reed

Effective Reed it is

[LaBombo]

 

 

And also about a large, seemingly menacing and dim-witted man who resurrects a dead horse.

Edited June 21, 2018 by LaBombo

[Nine of twelve]

Blazing Saddles: There's a reason that Richard Pryor named all the townsfolk Johnson when he co-wrote that movie.