Game Thread 5/22/18 7:10 CDT Twins vs Tigers

[USAFChief]

 

I hope it's not blackout bingo... It's the game that will never end!

I already filled "Adrianza RBI double." Thought that one might take me till September.

[David HK]

Uh-oh....

 

Bottom of the order, and HBP, then can't find the plate...

 

Only a little ominous.

 

I already have a script written in my mind for the next banjo-hitter coming up, and it's not a happy story.  

[TwinsCD]

I'll applaud Lynn for that start.  Hopefully none of those inherited runners score.

[USAFChief]

I'll take that outing from Lynn every time.

[USAFChief]

"ooh"

[Nine of twelve]

Who is this Prezzly guy Dick keeps talking about?

[twinssporto]

Ol' Lance wasn't too happy about getting pulled.  Kinda like the anger...

[Dave The Dastardly]

 

Sorry I'm late to the party.  Didn't get out of Minneapolis until well past 8.  I was meeting with Lance Lynn about his poor performance since the start of the season.  We had a small session this afternoon before game time about finding your grit, arm angle and picking your spots, etc.  He wanted me to stay through the 5th inning.  I told him all would go well tonight.

I see that medicinal stuff is working.

[twinssporto]

 

I see that medicinal stuff is working.

Just some simple PED's.

[snepp]

Not in play (no runs.)

[Dave The Dastardly]

 

I'll applaud Lynn for that start.  Hopefully none of those inherited runners score.

I inherited a runner once... came with my support hose. Now there's an idea for the bull pen...

[snepp]

Well crap, apparently I missed my chance at a 6k post celebration.

 

 

Only 997 more (mostly) one-liners until my next opportunity I guess.

[twinssporto]

 

In fairness, who's isn't?

 

http://www.tradingcarddb.com/Images/Cards/Baseball/65819/65819-7Fr.jpg

He kind of looks like a young Super Dave Osborne

[yarnivek1972]

Oppo power for Kepler.

 

On the way to being a complete hitter?

[Squirrel]

Well crap, apparently I missed my chance at a 6k post celebration.

 

 

Only 997 more (mostly) one-liners until my next opportunity I guess.

You could delete three and try again. Although I don’t know if your post count actually goes down if you delete posts. Or have them deleted for you.

 

Hmmmm ... who should I experiment on ...

[Don Walcott]

That might have been funny if you actually posted a picture of Frenchies instead of pugs.

We have a Frenchy and I can confirm that she eats out our other dog’s but. She’s the cutest dog you’ve ever seen, but thoroughly disgusting.

[snepp]

Ehire again?

 

 

 

Edit: 996

[Squirrel]

If only Chief had two squares labeled ‘Double by Adrianza’ in black out bingo ...

[Don Walcott]

I already filled "Adrianza RBI double." Thought that one might take me till September.

Nice reverse jinx.

[VATwinsFan]

Note how since I called them out Adrianza and Dozier are 2 for 2 with 3 rbi's.

. Make that 3 for 3 with 4 rbi’s.

 

Thank you. Thank you very much.

[snepp]

 

You could delete three and try again. Although I don’t know if your post count actually goes down if you delete posts. Or have them deleted for you.

Hmmmm ... who should I experiment on ...

 

Speaking of milestones, you're not far off a big one...

[Nine of twelve]

Love those crooked numbers!

[snepp]

Now Buxton? Speaking of dog's butts, the sun must be shining bright tonight!

[yarnivek1972]

Even Byron can hit hanging breaking balls.

[USAFChief]

Cross off "RBI Double, Buxton" and "6 plus shutout IP, Lynn" from my card. Been a pretttttyyyyyyy good night for Twingo.

[Nine of twelve]

Wow, if only we could play 1/3 of our games against the White Sox, Tigers, and Royals. We could boost our win total big time. Hey, wait...

[Squirrel]

Speaking of milestones, you're not far off a big one...

Wow ... I’m going to have to watch this one ... and come up with something really great. Hopefully I won’t forget and my 20,000th post isn’t commenting on how two pugs sniffing each other isn’t funny.

[Aggies7]

Floodgates are open

[yarnivek1972]

Double, double toil and trouble.

[USAFChief]

 

Floodgates are open