Game Thread: Twins v Cardinals, 5/16 @ 12:10 Central

[Aggies7]

How many chances are we going to miss today?????

[Puckett34]

 

Typo—It is of course, LoMo.

http://i.imgur.com/BKHs5u5.png

[Mike Sixel]

How many chances are we going to miss today?????

Not as many as the other team.... But probably too many to win now

[slash129]

Need Hughes to give up a solo shot here, so LoMo can hit a walk-off salami

[Aggies7]

Not as many as the other team.... But probably too many to win now

Don’t forget the base running blunders too

[Puckett34]

 

C'mon BABIP!!

LaMarre is in AAA though

[Mike Sixel]

Don’t forget the base running blunders too

Thanks....

[Mike Sixel]

Baffled at this bullpen usage. He does know there are a lot of games left, right?

[lukeduke1980]

Can we be on the winning side of a walk off?

[Puckett34]

 

Baffled at this bullpen usage. He does know there are a lot of games left, right?

You're just gonna be tickled if this goes in to extras then.

[mickeymental]

in hindsight the twins shoulda drafted trout instead of gibson.

[Monkeypaws]

FSN's new behind the plate cam as batters come up to bat looks like watching a video game.

[Puckett34]

 

in hindsight the twins shoulda drafted trout instead of gibson.

Dallas Keuchel was drafted in the 7th round that year.  That draft was stacked.

[Aggies7]

Jeeze joe give us something to build on not a 3 pitch dud of an AB

[slash129]

Just for fun ... $23 million only gets a grounder to the pitcher!!!!!

[Aggies7]

Nice 0-5 for Brian

[Aggies7]

Yuck.

[slash129]

... and now they have to unclog all the toilets

[slash129]

GTFO, Uncle Bob!!

[Danchat]

 

Just for fun ... $23 million only gets a grounder to the pitcher!!!!!

At least Mr. 23 million went 2 for 5 today... while Mr. 12 million only managed to go 3 innings and gave up 3 runs.

[Puckett34]

 

... and now they have to unclog all the toilets

At least there is a off day tomorrow to be sure they are all unplugged.

[slash129]

At least Mr. 23 million went 2 for 5 today... while Mr. 12 million only managed to go 3 innings and gave up 3 runs.

So the Twins should have $35 million per year to offer Machado next off-season

[Danchat]

 

So the Twins should have $35 million per year to offer Machado next off-season

I mean, they'll have that amount and more open for 2019, but I don't think spending it all on one player would be wise...

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Oh drat.

 

We lost.

 

At least we can console ourselves with the Kolten Wong song...

 

How did it go again?

 

Wait... he isn't on the Twins. We can't even do that.

[wsnydes]

Huh. Didn't know Godzilla had thumbs.

 

This is horrible news! This means that Godzilla can open doors! We're all screwed!