Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Cardinals, 5/7-7:10pm CT

[Squirrel]

Yeah. 

 

Take that you well dressed fancy waiter needing a big tip, prices not listed on the menu, restaurant.

 

Yeah, you probably said or did something and he had to spit in your food for revenge.

[BoofBonser]

Poor Robbie

 

[mrmpls]

This Gant is a human rain delay= slow

[Squirrel]

You are right on top of things. Already trying that recipe from yesterday.

 

No, just regular oven-baked chicken with a secret mix of spices.

 

[Mr. Brooks]

That’s might be the true data, but it doesn’t match up with my personal experience, so unfortunately. Food poisoning is why I will not eat at McDonalds again.

Well I definitely wouldn't recommend anyone eat at McDonalds, but for other reasons than potential food poisoning.

It shocks me how many millions of people actually like food that tastes like nothing but salt and fry oil.

[wsnydes]

That do, Eddie. That'll do.

[Riverbrian]

 

That’s might be the true data, but it doesn’t match up with my personal experience, so unfortunately. Food poisoning is why I will not eat at McDonalds again.

 

Since the most Big Mac's eaten has a place in the Guinness book of World Records. I wonder if there is a Burger King Whopper Record. Or a Arby's Big Roast Beef Record. Or a White Castles little greasy thing record. 

[BoofBonser]

I'm so glad we're experiencing good Eddie right now 

[Riverbrian]

 

Yeah, you probably said or did something and he had to spit in your food for revenge.

 

As long as he doesn't tell me he did it. 

[Riverbrian]

 

No, just regular oven-baked chicken with a secret mix of spices.

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Looks Good... You did a good job getting all the feathers off. 

[mrmpls]

EDDIE !!!!!!!

[Riverbrian]

 

Well I definitely wouldn't recommend anyone eat at McDonalds, but for other reasons than potential food poisoning.
It shocks me how many millions of people actually like food that tastes like nothing but salt and fry oil.

 

Dude Stop!

 

You are making me hungry! 

[wsnydes]

Nice rebound from early jitters for Romero.

[Squirrel]

As long as he doesn't tell me he did it. 

Do I need to say it?

 

Yes, yes I do.

 

Ish.

[Brock Beauchamp]

The ump is giving Romero a really wide zone but holy ****, that guy's pitches are FILTHY.

[wsnydes]

He was walking to the dugout before Kelly even caught the ball.

[BoofBonser]

Trying not to be negative, but... we have 3 automatic outs not including the pitcher hitting tonight in the lineup

I get that we're missing Byron, Castro, and Miguel, but Grossman, Adrianza, and Wilson wouldn't start for any other contender... Nick Gordon would be a great boost I think, maybe even LaMonte Wade 

Edited May 8, 2018 by BoofBonser

[Riverbrian]

 

Do I need to say it?

Yes, yes I do.

Ish.

 

Would you rather the waiter did it and didn't tell you?

 

Or 

 

Would you rather the waiter didn't do it but told you that he did? 

[Riverbrian]

 

The ump is giving Romero a really wide zone but holy ****, that guy's pitches are FILTHY.

 

I agree... His stuff looks better than Berrios. 

[gil4]

 

So we can tow the earth out of the way in case of impending astroid collision?

Just dig a hole and let it pass through. I think they are done with that shovel in St Louis.

[Riverbrian]

Now I fully admit that I don't always understand my wife. 

 

I'm sitting on the couch watching the game. 

 

My wife comes in and sets my razor on the end table next to me. She doesn't say a word and then walks away. 

 

Am I correct to assume that she plans on using the razor as a fancy decoration for the end table? 

[tbhysgb]

 

Trying not to be negative, but... we have 3 automatic outs not including the pitcher hitting tonight in the lineup

I get that we're missing Byron, Castro, and Miguel, but Grossman, Adrianza, and Wilson wouldn't start for any other contender... Nick Gordon would be a great boost I think, maybe even LaMonte Wade 

yea those guys are rally killers for sure.

 

So sick of seeing guys like those in the lineup

 

[Danchat]

That's 9 straight strikes from Romero!

[tbhysgb]

This guy is filthy, welcome to the show romero!!

[Nine of twelve]

Now I fully admit that I don't always understand my wife. 

 

I'm sitting on the couch watching the game. 

 

My wife comes in and sets my razor on the end table next to me. She doesn't say a word and then walks away. 

 

Am I correct to assume that she plans on using the razor as a fancy decoration for the end table?

I can't think of any other reason. The most unusual knickknacks are used for decoration these days.

[BoofBonser]

 

yea those guys are rally killers for sure.

 

So sick of seeing guys like those in the lineup

Not that Buxton, Castro, and Sano weren't rally killers either
But I'd think by now they would have heated up just as the rest of the bats have

I'm also really frustrated with Grossman's defense. Our pitchers don't strike out batters, that's just not who they are. Our defense has to play well for our pitchers to do well. Having Grossman in the outfield is crippling to say the least. I would like to know how many runs he's surrendered due to miscues/lack of ability this season... That double last inning is easily a single if Kepler is playing in right

Damn I miss Byron 

[wsnydes]

Now I fully admit that I don't always understand my wife.

 

I'm sitting on the couch watching the game.

 

My wife comes in and sets my razor on the end table next to me. She doesn't say a word and then walks away.

 

Am I correct to assume that she plans on using the razor as a fancy decoration for the end table?

There's no other logical explanation that I can think of. I think you need to add your own touch and add a can of shaving cream.

[Riverbrian]

 

I can't think of any other reason. The most unusual knickknacks are used for decoration these days.

 

That's what I thought. I'll just leave it here then. 

[twins_89]

 

Trying not to be negative, but... we have 3 automatic outs not including the pitcher hitting tonight in the lineup

I get that we're missing Byron, Castro, and Miguel, but Grossman, Adrianza, and Wilson wouldn't start for any other contender... Nick Gordon would be a great boost I think, maybe even LaMonte Wade 

 

I'd really like to see both Gordon and Wade get their first chance. It makes a lot more sense to me to give them development time than to give ABs to Grossman, Adrianza, LaMarre, or Petit. Gordon/Wade likely wouldn't stick in the majors, but they could get valuable experience while almost certainly not being worse than the guys that are currently playing.

Edited May 8, 2018 by twins_89

[Riverbrian]

 

There's no other logical explanation that I can think of. I think you need to add your own touch and add a can of shaving cream.

 

That's a good idea.

 

Should I go get the shaving cream or let her do it?

 

It seems to be her plan. I don't want to be too many cooks guy.