Game Thread: Twins v Mariners, 6/15 @ 12:10pm CDT

[John Kelsey]

Held my breath on that one. 

[John Kelsey]

 

I enjoy and loathe the fact that Buxton is not afraid of walls.

 

Think they've considered putting more padding in center? (Not a joke) 

[akmanak]

All Buxton has right now is his defense, if he starts to fail in that department he is toast.

[wsnydes]

When Vanimal gets back from vacation, I think we should tell him that we not only found Waldo, but Carmen Sandiego as well.  

 

[Aggies7]

Byron needs to stop doing that

[USAFChief]

 

I enjoy and loathe the fact that Buxton is not afraid of walls.

Not afraid, or not aware?

[wsnydes]

 

Not afraid, or not aware?

Yes.

[USAFChief]

I've been reading a book about the elements.  The chapter on helium is so good I couldn't put it down.

[LaBombo]

 

Think they've considered putting more padding in center? (Not a joke) 

 

http://www.ubouncealot.com/img_1206456091_15386_1297392185_mod_386_229.jpg

[wsnydes]

nice outing for Berrios today.

[Circus Boy]

Hope Berrios comes out for the 8th to go after their bigger hitters.

[USAFChief]

 

http://www.ubouncealot.com/img_1206456091_15386_1297392185_mod_386_229.jpg

 

dickbert:  "Fly ball to center, carrying deep...Buxton goes back..."

[John Kelsey]

 

http://www.ubouncealot.com/img_1206456091_15386_1297392185_mod_386_229.jpg

 

Maybe we can trap Belisle in there. 

[USAFChief]

 

Hope Berrios comes out for the 8th to go after their bigger hitters.

Do you think that's a good idea?  Both benches have already been warned.

[LaBombo]

 

Not afraid, or not aware?

 

I'm leaning toward the latter, but hoping he can add that awareness to his game before he Rodney Mccrays through an outfield wall. At the limits of his range he's like a border collie chasing a Frisbee into traffic.

 

http://i.imgur.com/Jxq6GrE.gif

 

PS Bonus Twins Trivia Fanatic points for naming the hitter in that clip.

 

Hint: Rhymes with "Hip Chale"

[Craig Arko]

 

I've been reading a book about the elements.  The chapter on helium is so good I couldn't put it down.

Read the one on Radium at night.

[ashbury]

All Buxton has right now is his defense, if he starts to fail in that department he is toast.

All Buxton is missing right now is his offense, if he starts to succeed in that department he is a Hall of Famer.

[LaBombo]

 

Maybe we can trap Belisle in there. 

 

He's certainly not going to burn his way out with that heater of his.

[jimbo92107]

Buxton broke the impact by deflecting with his right arm. Prevented a concussion. 

[USAFChief]

 

Read the one on Radium at night.

The chapter on iron was hard.

[wsnydes]

 

Do you think that's a good idea?  Both benches have already been warned.

They're also bigger than he is.  I'd rather not lose Berrios before his career really gets going.

[LaBombo]

 

I've been reading a book about the elements.  The chapter on helium is so good I couldn't put it down.

 

I inhaled that chapter as well. High point of my day.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

All Buxton has right now is his defense, if he starts to fail in that department he is toast.

What you fail to consider is that the Twins have peanut butter, so, win-win

 

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hNgd0yLSybw/TZ-bQUip0CI/AAAAAAAAINo/Lebjszia9so/s1600/mexpasta+068.JPG

[jimbo92107]

I like Polanco's "rubber bat" grip. Another power trick. 

[ashbury]

Some of these Mariners look like they should be on Milwaukee, with that defense.

[wsnydes]

 

The chapter on iron was hard.

Sulfur was a real stinker too.

[Mike Sixel]

 

I've been reading a book about the elements.  The chapter on helium is so good I couldn't put it down.

 

I thought the elements were earth, air, water, fire?

[Mike Sixel]

 

Sulfur was a real stinker too.

 

that one burned my eyes

[Mike Sixel]

 

What you fail to consider is that the Twins have peanut butter, so, win-win

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hNgd0yLSybw/TZ-bQUip0CI/AAAAAAAAINo/Lebjszia9so/s1600/mexpasta+068.JPG

 

Is that chunky peanut butter? Gross. Man.

[USAFChief]

 

I thought the elements were earth, air, water, fire?

http://www.xxlmag.com/files/2016/02/earth-wind-and-fire.jpg

 

dunno, but three of em say "hey!"