Article: Game Thread: Twins v A's, 5/2 @ 7:10pm CT

[Danchat]

 

Something must be wrong with my posts tonight, I'm not getting any likes.

I'm not falling for this ploy for free likes. You have to earn it! 

[USAFChief]

Speaking of Arctic Cat...

 

What do you call a dozen snowshoe rabbits hopping backwards?

[Blake]

 

I'm not falling for this ploy for free likes. You have to earn it! 

If only we could infuse the same kind of mercilessness into the Twins...

[USAFChief]

 

I'm not falling for this ploy for free likes. You have to earn it! 

 

The old fashioned way.

[Blake]

 

Speaking of Arctic Cat...

 

What do you call a dozen snowshoe rabbits hopping backwards?

Future employees of the Mad Hatter?

[Riverbrian]

 

A guy that I worked with at a summer job way back when I was in college was named Aaron Henry.  Yes, we quickly nicknamed him Hank and as far as I know, it still sticks today.

 

Henry is a name that needs to be brought back to popularity. 

 

Noah is all the rage now. It's a fine name in times of a flood... but for everything else... You need a guy named Henry. He'll get it done. 

[ashbury]

Something must be wrong with my posts tonight, I'm not getting any likes.

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, try baffling them."  -- W. C. Fields

 

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[USAFChief]

 

Future employees of the Mad Hatter?

no...sorry.

[crapforks]

If every starter was Santana, we would all trust Molitor's bullpen management

[Joe A. Preusser]

Speaking of Arctic Cat...

 

What do you call a dozen snowshoe rabbits hopping backwards?

If I have my .22 I call them dinner.

[Aggies7]

 

The old fashioned way.

So well done.

[Riverbrian]

 

Speaking of Arctic Cat...

 

What do you call a dozen snowshoe rabbits hopping backwards?

 

Receding Hair's? 

[USAFChief]

 

If I have my .22 I call them dinner.

no...sorry

[ashbury]

Like, man, why would you, like, you know, like some likes?

"Yeah, well, that's just, opinion, your like, man"

[BoofBonser]

Just got done running my 400 in the 4x4 and I'm semi-conscious 

Good game so far?

[USAFChief]

 

Receding Hair's? 

close...a receding hair line.

[Riverbrian]

 

 

The old fashioned way.

 

(True Story) I once threw John Houseman out of my studio (True Story)

[USAFChief]

 

Just got done running my 400 in the 4x4 and I'm semi-conscious 

Good game so far?

Yes, so far.

 

Now if it all goes in the crapper we'll blame you, of course.

[USAFChief]

 

(True Story) I once threw John Houseman out of my studio (True Story)

hopefully the poor guy didn't break a hip.

[amjgt]

I know we've been joking about it, but do we have an exit velocity on that Sano bomb?

[BoofBonser]

 

Yes, so far.

 

Now if it all goes in the crapper we'll blame you, of course.

Twins suck and will lose this game.

[Blake]

 

(True Story) I once threw John Houseman out of my studio (True Story)

Okay, I hope that story is in a game thread. That sounds amusing.

[Joe A. Preusser]

(True Story) I once threw John Houseman out of my studio (True Story)

Is that a true story?

[GP830]

Henry is a name that needs to be brought back to popularity.

 

Noah is all the rage now. It's a fine name in times of a flood... but for everything else... You need a guy named Henry. He'll get it done.

I know literally 4 people who have named their kids Henry over the last 6 years! The name is super en vogue right now!

[Aggies7]

(True Story) I once threw John Houseman out of my studio (True Story)

What did he do to UURRRN that?

[Joe A. Preusser]

I know literally 4 people who have named their kids Henry over the last 6 years! The name is super en vogue right now!

By contrast, I've only known one Noah in my 38 years. It's almost like RB is full of it....?

[AZTwin]

A guy that I worked with at a summer job way back when I was in college was named Aaron Henry. Yes, we quickly nicknamed him Hank and as far as I know, it still sticks today.

Did he play football for the Wisconsin Badgers?

[Circus Boy]

Called up Santana's projected numbers and ESPN has him going 29-0 with a 0.65 ERA. I remember when Gibson (Bob, not Kyle) went 22-7 with a 1.12 ERA in 1968. And that year I batted .545 in Little League and played catcher after Bill Freehan put on a clinic in Flint on an off day in May. Good times.

 

EDIT ADD: Unlike Freehan, I didn't have to face Gibson, thank goodness.

Edited May 3, 2017 by Circus Boy

[Blake]

 

What did he do to UURRRN that?

Needs to be a "groan" button for that one. In fact, with Chief's jokes, I'm surprised one hasn't been installed yet.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Pablo Sandoval on the side watching it all while holding a Cat.