Article: Touch Em All Pub Crawl T-Shirt Unveiled

[John Bonnes]

Sometimes, things get so bad that you either have to laugh or cry. We’re choosing the former for our logo and T-shirts for our 2016 Twins Daily Touch Em All Pub Crawl. The complimentary T-shirts will be high-quality triblend Bella + Canvas, in both men’s and women’s styles, perfect for wearing ironically during the Twins 2017 postseason run.

 

You can only get them at the Pub Crawl, which we announced yesterday will by 9/24. Remember, tickets go on sale this Friday, 9/9 at 8:00 AM. Order immediately, since they’ll no longer be on sale after Monday the 12th, and may sell out before that.Our first stop, announced yesterday, will be Modist Brewing, who will provide free brewery tours (a $6 value) to our attendees at 12:30, 1:00 and 1:30. Today we’re happy to announce our second stop will be The Freehouse, who will provide us FREE parking (~$15 value) throughout the day, during the game and even overnight. Plus, they have an excellent mix of craft beer and food, including The Voice of Reason's favorite: Roto-bird.

 

Tomorrow we’ll announce our third participating sponsor, along with some fantastic raffle prizes and an unbelievable price. And let’s not forget the game itself. Friday morning, we’ll have a very special announcement about Twins Daily and the Twins game that you are not going to want to miss. Hint: our T-shirt’s Herbie isn’t going to be the only one hiding their face.

 

So that’s free parking, free brewery tours, another freebie from the third bar, a high-quality, timeless T-shirt, awesome raffle prizes and a ticket to the game all for…. stop by tomorrow to find out. (You might want to start contacting friends and set your alarm for 8 AM Friday.)

 

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[Brock Beauchamp]

No comments on the shirt? I figured people would either groan or chuckle at the design.

[Mike Sixel]

Not sure....maybe it is blocked at work, but I don't see the design....anyplace on this post.

[Vanimal46]

 

No comments on the shirt? I figured people would either groan or chuckle at the design.

Can't see the design anywhere. I clicked on this article on the forums page... Maybe that's the problem?

[James]

Oh man.  That shirt is amazing and I really want one.  Unfortunately, I can't make the pub crawl.  

[Squirrel]

 

No comments on the shirt? I figured people would either groan or chuckle at the design.

Can't see the design ... was going to ask ...

[Squirrel]

Oh, well ... DUH! Sheeeeeesh ... I'm stupid ... it's the photo in the article ... I laughed at the bag over the head and wondered where John found that ... that's the shirt design, right?

 

Lol

[Brock Beauchamp]

The design is in the article itself.

 

[Craig Arko]

The Unknown Twins Fan,

[Squirrel]

Does this mean we have to attend the crawl wearing bags over our heads, too?

[Brock Beauchamp]

 

Does this mean we have to attend the crawl wearing bags over our heads, too?

It's not required but it's probably a good idea.

[Mike Sixel]

See, I like that design. Funny.

 

off topic: I never click on the article from a thread...what else am I missing?

[Mike Sixel]

 

It's not required but it's probably a good idea.

 

For some of you, sure....for some of us, well, we are pretty.

[Squirrel]

 

See, I like that design. Funny.

 

off topic: I never click on the article from a thread...what else am I missing?

Mostly the lead photo/image. Sometimes the photos used in the body of an article don't come through to the threads, either.

[Squirrel]

 

For some of you, sure....for some of us, well, we are pretty.

So you'll be arriving double-bagged?

[Mike Sixel]

 

So you'll be arriving double-bagged?

 

That made me laugh out loud, thank you.

[Squirrel]

 

That made me laugh out loud, thank you.

You set yourself up ... I just posted the obvious retort

[twinsnorth49]

Let's hope if one of us runs into Herbie wearing that shirt, he doesn't take it personally.

[Craig Arko]

 

Let's hope if one of us runs into Herbie wearing that shirt, he doesn't take it personally.

Asps. Could be dangerous; you go first.

[Brock Beauchamp]

As a stakeholder in this site who is married to a lawyer, I feel it's my duty to state that if you feel it necessary to show up with a bag on your head, a few guidelines:

 

1. Paper, not plastic.

 

2. No tape. Never tape.

[Craig Arko]

 

As a stakeholder in this site who is married to a lawyer, I feel it's my duty to state that if you feel it necessary to show up with a bag on your head, a few guidelines:

 

1. Paper, not plastic.

 

2. No tape. Never tape.

Staples.

[Squirrel]

 

Staples.

I think I can help you with that ...

http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/400/19/19a6facb-9692-4735-b810-62c1f7db7cc8_400.jpg

[USAFChief]

I must say, the design is inspired. Well done!

[Tovar12]

Why does he have an oven mitt on his left hand and is wearing slippers?!

[nicksaviking]

 

Why does he have an oven mitt on his left hand and is wearing slippers?!

 

He's moving to catcher next year.

[Vanimal46]

 

Why does he have an oven mitt on his left hand and is wearing slippers?!

Funny that you ask... Brock asked Chief to take a selfie of himself during a normal game thread, and that was what he wore! 

[Craig Arko]

 

Funny that you ask... Brock asked Chief to take a selfie of himself during a normal game thread, and that was what he wore! 

But it lacks the traditional kilt. Just sayin.

[BobAzar]

The shirts are awesome, but we are going to feel even sillier when the Twins finish with 99 losses.

 

 

[John Bonnes]

 

The shirts are awesome, but we are going to feel even sillier when the Twins finish with 99 losses.

 

Geez, have a little faith, wontchya?

[jimmer]

 

The shirts are awesome, but we are going to feel even sillier when the Twins finish with 99 losses.

all that means is that it would be like most pub crawls where one never quite makes it to their last stop before they quit or pass out :-)

 

In this case though, we're absolutely losing 100 or more.

Edited September 8, 2016 by jimmer