Game Thread: Twins @ Indians. 8/2 @ 6:10pm CT

[USAFChief]

 

Someone really needs to get him a GPS so he doesn't wander off and get lost. But then again, I'm not sure a man of his age could figure out how to work it.

If you mean the "ban him!" button, I'm not sure.  Let's see if I can figure it out.

[ashbury]

KEPLER!!!!

[USAFChief]

KEPLERZEE!!

 

http://memecrunch.com/meme/1CSA8/fuego/image.jpg

[S.]

Also, I really hope we can get a sweet return in a trade with Dozier this year or this offseason. Hope he keeps up this mashing streak for a bit.

[drivlikejehu]

     

[sampleSizeOfOne]

KEPLER!!!!

As usual.

[jimmer]

This team goes as Brian Dozier does...yeah, okay.  Can't we just appreciate that he woke up without all the narratives?

[S.]

 

If you mean the "ban him!" button, I'm not sure.  Let's see if I can figure it out.

http://i.imgur.com/NAn3ojT.gif

[ashbury]

 

http://memecrunch.com/meme/1CSA8/fuego/image.jpg

His being an alien, even with a green card, is an issue for you?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I'm not sure that half inning was long enough.

[jimmer]

Indians getting exposed by the Twins?  If this series happens two weeks earlier, perhaps Detroit and KC work a bit harder at the deadline.

 

Just saying

[70charger]

 

I'm not sure that half inning was long enough.

Good thing there are more.

[USAFChief]

http://i.imgur.com/RnmvW7l.jpg

 

They're watching and having a great time this series at the Munchen B Dubs.

[jimmer]

and this team, well, it seems they like putting the foot on the throat.

[70charger]

I would go to that B-Dubs.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

What's a B Dubs?

[Jham]

How did Kepler develop all of this power?

 

Also nice work on the game thread both hosts.

[ashbury]

http://i.imgur.com/RnmvW7l.jpg

I believe I'll have what they're having.

[ScrapTheNickname]

To make parity the rule MLB should have a new season every month, therefore everybody could make the playoffs.

[70charger]

That sounded good coming off Polanco's bat. I was thinking another triple, but I'll take it.

[ashbury]

What's a B Dubs?

Buffalo Wild Wings. It's a convent.

[70charger]

 

To make parity the rule MLB should have a new season every month, therefore everybody could make the playoffs.

 

Actually, I have an idea. Stop keeping score and at the end of the season everyone gets a participation trophy. That way, there are no hurt feelings.

[Aggies7]

http://i.imgur.com/RnmvW7l.jpg

 

They're watching and having a great time this series at the Munchen B Dubs.

One of my life goals is to attend Oktoberfest in munich

[USAFChief]

 

One of my life goals is to attend Oktoberfest in munich

One word:  lederhosen

[jimmer]

 

One of my life goals is to attend Oktoberfest in munich

Make sure your will is up to date :-)

[70charger]

I like this Mauer. More of this Mauer, please.

[jimmer]

Mauer!

[ashbury]

One of my life goals is to attend Oktoberfest in munich

Spoiler alert.

 

http://i.imgur.com/WMSwi4D.jpg

[Jham]

Goodness... fun to watch.

[Aggies7]

Ok this is starting to get ridiculous