Game Thread: Twins @ Rangers, 7/10 @ 2:05pm CT

[NoCryingInBaseball]

Hate being a Doubting Debbie...but I don't think the team will score 20 today...maybe Texas will lend a hand...

[King]

Haha this is amazing.

[HitInAPinch]

 

Pretty epic meltdown going on here.

I'm ok with that...

[Craig Arko]

Rangers team photo on the mound. Sacrificing a chicken.

[Willihammer]

Maybe the Twins trainer should go out and check on the Rangers MI

[glunn]

 

That said, the Texas announcers just said, 'This is like a bad dream.'

We are channeling each other.

[big dog]

Somehow it feels like Texas switched uniforms with the April-June Twins.

[Squirrel]

We are channeling each other.

You were ninja'd.

[USAFChief]

Does anyone know what the Texas announcer's had to say about that inning?

[HitInAPinch]

 

 

Odor having a rough inning.

Yep, Ranger's have really stunk this inning...

[spinowner]

 

It's comments like these that are jinx-worthy.

That said, the Texas announcers just said, 'This is like a bad dream.'

 

 

Rangers announcer just said "this is like a bad dream."

A recurring dream, it would seem.

[David HK]

Perfect spot for Jepsen here. Oh, wait...

[HitInAPinch]

That's OK, Ramirez.   We've already got a replacement for you.

[ashbury]

Learn to lay off pitches you can't handle, and swing like you mean it at pitches you can.  As often as you can.  

Hitting is pretty complicated. Can you go over that again?

[mickeymental]

see ball, hit ball.

[spinowner]

 

see ball, hit ball.

 

And go to Murray's and eat a big steak.

Edited July 10, 2016 by spinowner

[mikecgrimes]

Remember how ban this offense was for 2+ months.  Even Suzuki is back near .300.  It might be to late to make a wild card run but I want and expect this to continue the rest of the year.  Anything less then 70 wins is a disappointment.

[ashbury]

Does anyone know what the Texas announcer's had to say about that inning?

Sorry, no, I slept right through it. Had a bad dream, in fact.

[HitInAPinch]

Ramirez clearing the way for JT

[Squirrel]

Hmm ...

[ashbury]

Odor's bat really passes through the strike zone in a hurry.

[USAFChief]

 

Ramirez clearing the way for JT

He just doesn't want the first half to end.

 

He hates the AS break, like all true baseball fans.

[King]

C'mon Neil. Prove you belong in the Majors.

[HitInAPinch]

 

He just doesn't want the first half to end.

 

He hates the AS break, like all true baseball fans.

As good of an excuse as I've ever heard.

[ashbury]

That's OK, Ramirez.   We've already got a replacement for you.

May we see one RIGHT NOW, please?

[wavedog]

Now that looks like a 2016 Twins reliever.  I have not seen Ramirez pitch before and I just as soon don't want to see it again.  Can't find the strike zone and they are killing him when he does come close.

[USAFChief]

Wow...dozens of Texas fans still in attendance.

[Craig Arko]

This is surprisingly painful.

[wavedog]

Get rid of this clown

[HitInAPinch]

 

May we see one RIGHT NOW, please?

I'm guessing 2 moves after the All Star Break:  Milone and Ramirez out, Berrios and Chargois up.