Article: Game Thread: Twins v Blue Jays, 5/19 @ 7:10pm CT

[Aggies7]

The power hitting makes the strikeouts ok.

 

 

*ducks*

[LaBombo]

 

NUNEZ!!

 

(Turns a fairly routine ground ball to short into) A GREAT PLAY!

 

AND MAKES IT!!!

 

It's more impressive when you consider that he got down on hands and knees and did CPR on the ball before throwing it,  though.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Mollies faith in Jepsen is well placed. True there were a couple fly balls to the OF, but that can happen to anyone!

Shall I activate my spiffy new Snark-o-Meter to read this post correctly?

[PopRiveter]

I foresee a time in the near future where you will want to rescind that rescindment.

I really hope you're wrong, but I'd bet you're not

[David HK]

Jeannie C. Riley, Twins fan, at the start of this season:

 

Jeannie C. Riley in mid-May:

 

[howeda7]

Yes. But this was in Iowa, per the article. Lois Feldman country.

That's illegal in North Carolina, I believe.

 

Edited May 20, 2016 by howeda7

[Puckett34]

Are they seriously playing "Friends in Low Places" right now at Target Field?  Saturated with irony

[ashbury]

I'd rather see Sano and Polanco making those plays, but whatevs

I don't think Polanco makes the throw, TBH.

[howeda7]

I don't think Polanco makes the throw, TBH.

Hard to say that after the other night. 

[Aggies7]

Hearing Dick say "creamed" <<<<<

[USAFChief]

TD:  "An Error Occured.

 

There was a problem storing your reputation vote."

 

Me:  Huh?

[USAFChief]

I think we're fortunate the bat shattered on that single.

[ashbury]

Apparently your reputation preceded you, and the system got mixed up.

[Guest]

AAA CBU: Kepler a single shy of the cycle tonight for Rochester.

[USAFChief]

http://cdn3.list25.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/morgue.jpg

[HitInAPinch]

 

Apparently your reputation preceded you, and the system got mixed up.

... or showing good taste

[Aggies7]

[HitInAPinch]

http://sliptalk.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/15122610/newspaper16.jpg

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Hard to say that after the other night.

 

I have a spiffy new Snark-o-Meter which I can loan you

 

 

(in other words, it was a weak throw)

[ashbury]

http://66.media.tumblr.com/861c97611aff4fe6837d62227e08d280/tumblr_nwyxirXDSL1r9g43zo1_400.jpg

[LaBombo]

Twins 2016 season,  Part 435:

 

Twins need good start from Santana to spare tired bullpen,   Twins get outstanding 8 inning start from Santana,   Twins strand 11,  Twins on fourth reliever and counting.

[Riverbrian]

http://assets.morefailat11.com/hashed_silo_content/silo_content/24122/resized/laugh.jpg

[ashbury]

[Aggies7]

Bravo!

[Puckett34]

Insert abad joke here

[Riverbrian]

[Aggies7]

Can we get to 40 wins ?

[Aggies7]

Bert saying tuloWINTski is enraging

[LaBombo]

Molitor still a bit slow to pick up on what the 'L'   and the first 'O'   in 'LOOGy'   on Abad's resume stand for.

Edited May 20, 2016 by LaBombo

[Puckett34]

 

Can we get to 40 wins ?

Not tonight anyway