Game Thread: Minnesota Twins @ Cleveland Indians 5-15 12:10 CDT

[NoCryingInBaseball]

_{It's a hit parade!}

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Watching Centeno and Polanco hit the ball.

 

It reminds me of something I have said frequently during this season. 

 

When you are losing with the same players over and over again. ...

 

You should try some different players. 

 

I'll stop taking my bows now and go back to my normal goofball self.

 

I love you as a goofball and also when you say things that bleed a little....

 

Even when you are wrong you can do no wrong

[jimbo92107]

I always liked Jeff Manship's attitude. Too bad he just doesn't have great stuff. 

[Riverbrian]

 

I love you as a goofball and also when you say things that bleed a little....

Even when you are wrong you can do no wrong

 

(High Five)

[jimbo92107]

Four run lead into the 9th. For Jepsen, that's a save situation.

[ashbury]

And an opposing outfield flubs a fly ball.

No no no. It was a legitimate double, deflected by the CF. Gameday said so.

[USAFChief]

 

(High Five)

[ScrapTheNickname]

This time the car is coming off, but the wheels are staying on, boys and girls!

[diehardtwinsfan]

wow, nice game for Duffey...

[formerly33]

 

I'm not sure but I know I'll be cheering for Always33

Lol ... kind of like how you couldn't help but root for Ben Revere if he was in the HRD?

[twinssporto]

 

Just pour the feed on your kitchen floor and open the patio

I do the same thing.  Draw in Cardinals, Orioles and Blue Jays.  They come in the house and never leave...  

[LaBombo]

 

Four run lead into the 9th. For Jepsen, that's a save situation.

 

Yeah,  he made it into one yesterday.   Of course MLB still has its prejudices,  and he wasn't officially credited,  but some day...    some day.

[Riverbrian]

 

I do the same thing.  Draw in Cardinals, Orioles and Blue Jays.  They come in the house and never leave...  

 

In the end... You save money on bird cages. 

 

Bird Cages that will hold... Matt Holiday, Josa Bautista and Mark Trumbo are quite pricey. 

[LaBombo]

 

I always liked Jeff Manship's attitude. Too bad he just doesn't have great stuff. 

 

I smell a shot at a minor league pitching coach job in a certain contact-friendly organization...

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Four run lead into the 9th. For Jepsen, that's a save situation.

I'm pretty sure you stole that joke from an earlier game thread .....

[twinssporto]

Did anyone tell Jepsen the score of the game?

[USAFChief]

Centeno deked that hitter...he pounded his glove on the ground, like he wanted the curve in the dirt, which certainly the hitter can hear, and then Jepsen through a FB for strike three.  

 

I love that kind of stuff.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

It wouldn't be a Jepsen appearance without a scorching line drive somewhere.

[jimbo92107]

Anybody else notice Centeno just sat down for a Jepsen pitch? Must have called for a curve... Man, would I hate to have a pitch skip into my inner thigh from that position. 

[Craig Arko]

Centeno your new number one catcher?

[twinssporto]

 

Did anyone tell Jepsen the score of the game?

I apologize.  Will sign off now.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Bird Cage ... also another good chick flick

[jimbo92107]

 

I'm pretty sure you stole that joke from an earlier game thread .....

 

I'm pretty sure you stole that joke from an earlier game thread .....

Great minds drink a lot. That one's mine from way back.

[Pardon My Dinger]

Jepsen's really got to take his uniform to a tailor.

[formerly33]

 

Centeno deked that hitter...he pounded his glove on the ground, like he wanted the curve in the dirt, which certainly the hitter can hear, and then Jepsen through a FB for strike three.  

 

I love that kind of stuff.

If Jepsen can go through a fastball unscathed, he should also be able to get through an inning with minimal damage done ...

 

However, I'm beginning to wonder.

[LaBombo]

It would be helpful if Goin were to point out to Molitor that even a left-handed pair of scissors could get a hit off of Jepsen.

Edited May 15, 2016 by LaBombo

[jimbo92107]

Dick's onto something here. Jepsen needs to throw his fastball change up curve. 

[USAFChief]

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[twinssporto]

First road series win of the year!  Way to go Twins!

[jimbo92107]

Got him with the fastball change up curve!