Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Indians, 5/13 6:10pm CT

[Bark's Lounge]

Okay Park. Pretend the baseball is this guy's head.

[David HK]

 

Damn, the Canadians are always a step ahead of everyone when it comes to fashion.

Cuz they're so close to North Dakota.

[Aggies7]

The rangers have signed Kyle lohse. There's still hope for you, joe mays.

[Riverbrian]

 

If they win tonight are all the troubles behind them?

 

In all seriousness and honesty

 

Troubles are always behind you if you keep moving forward. 

[Intramural Legend]

 

If they win tonight are all the troubles behind them?

 

I vote yes

[Aggies7]

Who else thought the twins were going to the WS when joe mays beat the Angels in game 1?

 

Never been as close since.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Okay Park. Pretend the baseball is this guy's head.

That's not what I meant you commie sympathizer.

[David HK]

This Shaw feller must be Cleveland's version of Fien.  Or Jepsen.  Or Hughes.  Or....

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Okay Park. Pretend the baseball is this guy's head.A

Put a baseball in his forehead, and a dent ...

Edited May 14, 2016 by ScrapTheNickname

[jimbo92107]

 

Addressing something seriously important

 

I've had it with Mustard. 

 

When it gets to the end of the squeeze bottle.... you can shake it and feel there is some in there but you squeeze it and the air blows your ketchup all over the place.

 

And Mustard Packs... Who can open them without a Swiss army knife. 

 

I've had it with Mustard.

 

Unless they can make it more easily dispensed like in gas form or something. 

The only redeeming news is that you can get pretty good mustard at the dollar store. 

[HitInAPinch]

Ok Arcia.  Time to nut up.  They're walking Dozier to get to you.

[Intramural Legend]

 

Addressing something seriously important

 

I've had it with Mustard. 

 

When it gets to the end of the squeeze bottle.... you can shake it and feel there is some in there but you squeeze it and the air blows your ketchup all over the place.

 

And Mustard Packs... Who can open them without a Swiss army knife. 

 

I've had it with Mustard.

 

Unless they can make it more easily dispensed like in gas form or something. 

Maybe you should consider buy extra bottles, and only using 75% of each one. It seems to stress you

Edited May 14, 2016 by Intramural Legend

[Bark's Lounge]

 

 

Cuz they're so close to North Dakota.

Sort of. strangely, the Canucks haven't adopted Fanny Packs and Coon Skin hats like North Dakotans have.

[twinsnorth49]

Let's go Waldo!!

[Twinsbar107]

Polanco... go

[Aggies7]

The twins will lose if they don't score again here.

[Riverbrian]

 

Maybe you should consider buy extra bottles, and only using 75% of each one. It seems to stress you

 

It's a solid idea but my wife would never go for it. 

 

Right now... She's making me cut the plastic bottle open so I can scrape the last of it out. 

 

She actually waited for me to finish doing that before she grabbed a pen and wrote "Mustard" on the grocery list. 

[twinsnorth49]

 

The twins will lose if they don't score again here.

That thing............yer doing it.

[GCTF]

If only it were legal to PH for your catcher late in a game.

[Intramural Legend]

 

It's a solid idea but my wife would never go for it. 

 

Right now... She's making me cut the plastic bottle open so I can scrape the last of it out. 

 

She actually waited for me to finish doing that before she grabbed a pen and wrote "Mustard" on the grocery list. 

 

I would make a joke, but I'm married too

[Aggies7]

That thing............yer doing it.

Home runs aren't the only things you can make calls on

[Bark's Lounge]

 

If only it were legal to PH for your catcher late in a game.

If it were up to me, I would DH for the catchers and have the pitchers bat.

[Ultima Ratio]

 

If only it were legal to PH for your catcher late in a game.

There's the rules, and then there's the rules.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

It's a solid idea but my wife would never go for it. 

 

Right now... She's making me cut the plastic bottle open so I can scrape the last of it out. 

 

She actually waited for me to finish doing that before she grabbed a pen and wrote "Mustard" on the grocery list. 

 

And it all started in Donaldson.

[twinsnorth49]

If only your 25 man could include pinch hitters.

[twinsnorth49]

 

Home runs aren't the only things you can make calls on

Agreed, wins are the other one.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

If only it were legal to PH for your catcher late in a game.

Yeah, I had a good feeling about Mastroianni in that spot.

 

#ThanksTerry

[HitInAPinch]

Trevor May in for the save.  WOW!

[Aggies7]

Agreed, wins are the other one.

That's too much of a jinx.

[David HK]

Quick poll:  who votes for May and a 2-inning save?  

 

Me.