Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Indians, 5/13 6:10pm CT

[Squirrel]

Sample

 

I'm sorry but I got to hang the Yan Gomes home run on you

 

Concur

[jimbo92107]

Catchers batting .158 should definitely hit monster homeruns, right?

Nolasco has a pretty good curve, but he doesn't vary the speed, rpm, slant or placement the way Duffey does. If you guess right and he doesn't bury it low, a decent hitter can hit it like a 5 iron. 

Edited May 13, 2016 by jimbo92107

[Platoon]

Why do their home runs count for twice as much as ours?

[Cap'n Piranha]

Bert talking about pitching tents is...disturbing.

[Riverbrian]

 

What's your zip code?

 

I looked it up

 

Target is where I must go. 

[Squirrel]

I looked it up

 

Target is where I must go.

 

That's where I get it. They sell it at CostCo but I don't have a membership.

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

mAirplane, Naked Gun, Slapshot. Greatest movies of all time!

 

I had no idea Pat Proft posts on Twins Daily!

[Riverbrian]

 

What happened?

 

Dove for a ball and bent his glove hand wrist back on the ground. 

 

I think I've seen about 5 broken wrists that exact way over the years while either coaching or playing. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Sample

 

I'm sorry but I got to hang the Yan Gomes home run on you

Sample used to baring jinxes...

 

Very sad life. Probably very sad death.

 

At least there is symmetry.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

Dove for a ball and bent his glove hand wrist back on the ground. 

 

I think I've seen about 5 broken wrists that exact way over the years while either coaching or playing. 

any while singing?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Santana dove for a drive and bent his wrist back. Looked like it could've been bad, but he seems okay.

Thanks for the update.

[Squirrel]

Time to flip Park and Plouffe in the order.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

MLB Gameday is telling me something good just happened

[Aggies7]

beautiful swing by park.

[jimbo92107]

Byung Ho Park appears to like the way Josh Tomlin throws baseballs. 

[Cap'n Piranha]

PARK BANG!!!

[Thrylos]

Byung Ho That

[Twinsbar107]

Just a stud

[Riverbrian]

 

any while singing?

 

I got knocked out by the tuning peg of a guitar on stage once... does that count? 

 

BTW... Closed Circut to Blake... Yes... Another Head Injury. 

[Thrylos]

Dozier needs some pine time.

[jimmer]

announcers are being harsh with Dozier.  didn't know they knew how to do that.  

[Platoon]

Park HR #1 87 mph inside and up.

#2 85 mph inside and up.

 

It's senseless to throw him soft stuff in. I noticed that Chicago worked him down, hard and in.

 

[Aggies7]

 

Dozier needs some pine time.

He already had some, I think.

 

Hey! Lehigh Valley! I'm from Scranton.

[Riverbrian]

 

He already had some, I think.

 

Hey! Lehigh Valley! I'm from Scranton.

 

Who needs Match.com when Twins Daily is around. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Dozier needs some pine time.

For the fjords?

[Platoon]

That's another story but I did meet my wife when she got all dolled up on a Saturday Night and showed up at a small bar we were playing in Donaldson, Minnesota. 

 

It was a gig that we didn't even get paid for... We just liked the owner and he let us drink for free so we packed everything into the corner of a small bar called the Bear's Den. 

 

It was fate and my wife often thinks about that night and the odds of us getting together at random like that. 

 

She has reached the point after nearly 26 years where she is now wondering OUT LOUD why she didn't go to a different bar.

I have been through Stephen, Donaldson, and Kennedy. Total population 63. . She's right about one thing, that's was really some bad luck! Reminds me of them horror stories where the innocent young girl stops in a small town, and her life is never to be normal again!

[Rigby]

 

I noticed that Chicago worked him down, hard and in.

Explains his funny gait the next day,

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Thanks alot....

 

Next time trying posting on

WhyDon'tYouJustTellEveryone.com

Do they have a game thread?

[Aggies7]

 

Have

A

Shutdown

Inning

Please

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

That's another story but I did meet my wife when she got all dolled up on a Saturday Night and showed up at a small bar we were playing in Donaldson, Minnesota. 

 

It was a gig that we didn't even get paid for... We just liked the owner and he let us drink for free so we packed everything into the corner of a small bar called the Bear's Den. 

 

It was fate and my wife often thinks about that night and the odds of us getting together at random like that. 

 

She has reached the point after nearly 26 years where she is now wondering OUT LOUD why she didn't go to a different bar. 

I had to look up Donaldson ... it appears that the Bear's Den has been renamed Terminally Chill. Pretty good name, I say.