Article: Game Thread: Twins v Tigers, 4/29 @ 7:10pm CT

[USAFChief]

Meager crowd here for tonight's game thread.

 

I wonder if all the regulars are at Target Field.

 

...

 

 

No, that's not it.

[spinowner]

 

They just look completely ridiculous.

Those weren't glasses Cubbage was wearing. Those were bus windshields.

[Mike Sixel]

Shouldn't Duffey be available out of the pen? Or is he just sitting next to Murphy doing nothing?

[USAFChief]

Just put it on a tee, Casey.

[Riverbrian]

 

Here's another classic twins you tube video:

It amazes me that anyone ever played Major League Baseball with those ridiculous 1970s glasses on

 

I tried using Cubbage to make some Sauerkraut. It's what the recipe called for but Mike really complained about it. 

 

He wouldn't even go through the fermenting process. 

 

 

[Riverbrian]

DID EVERYONE JUST SEE THAT

[spinowner]

Hey, my seismograph just started going crazy!

[amjgt]

Oh.my.god

[Dr. Evil]

Wife wants to turn the channel. I'm not arguing too much.

[Jham]

 

Meager crowd here for tonight's game thread.

 

I wonder if all the regulars are at Target Field.

 

...

 

 

No, that's not it.

Watching this game is more frustrating than normal.  I'm here.  Also watched highlight footage of the CB the Vikes drafted.  I don't get too worked up about games this time of year, but the lack of fire in this team is...  disappointing.  Lack of leadership is a big big issue here I think.  Molitor seems confused and scared more often than not.  Meyer is wasting space. And Sano is starting to look better in right.
 

[Mr. Brooks]

Holy Chip Lohmiller.

 

A Kicker goes in the 2nd round of the NFL draft.

I believe Jankowski was a 1st Rd pick.

[Blake]

The real reason Sano shouldn't play right field: Can't risk setting off the New Madrid fault.

[Riverbrian]

 

I believe Jankowski was a 1st Rd pick.

 

He was... There were a couple others... but 1st or 2nd round is rare enough that it gave me a chance to say 

 

Holy Chip Lohmiller

 

I don't get the chance to say that very often... I didn't want to waste it. 

[Halsey Hall]

Man, Sano is just so athletic.

[Blake]

 

He was... There were a couple others... but 1st or 2nd round is rare enough that it gave me a chance to say 

 

Holy Chip Lohmiller

 

I don't get the chance to say that very often... I didn't want to waste it. 

Most people don't have "Holy Chip Lohmiller" in their lexicon of sayings.

[Riverbrian]

So... If I leave at 6AM... I'd be at the Mall of America Parking Lot around 10:45AM

 

Get on that Jesse Ventura Built Train Thing

 

Get to the Target Field around... what? 

 

Any Light Rail experts in the house? 

[Riverbrian]

 

Most people don't have "Holy Chip Lohmiller" in their lexicon of sayings.

 

I know

 

Gotta Admit that there ain't many like me. 

[Riverbrian]

It's no fun when the Tigers went and got a bull pen and we didn't. 

[Blake]

Okay, I take it back, 2 out hitting is great!!!

[Aggies7]

I know

 

Gotta Admit that there ain't many like me.

 

I had a similar saying about Fred cox, but it's inappropriate for this board.

[formerly33]

 

Took the bus home from work today.  This lady got on with a newborn, and the bus driver was just brutal, calling it the ugliest baby he'd ever seen.  She retorted, "That's because you never had the misfortune of seeing yourself as a baby."

FTFY

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Put Sano on the Back of the Big One

Okay, just one for tonight. But I am glad to have you back as a partner in crime!

[Blake]

Sano is going to hurt his neck watching balls fly out of the park in right field.

[Riverbrian]

 

Okay, just one for tonight. But I am glad to have you back as a partner in crime!

sano capy.jpg

 

I'm crying again... I'm Laughing so hard.

 

We got some more work to do on this but it is late tonight. Save this and we can work on it another game. 

[Jham]

What are we even going to expect out of Meyer next week?  There's got to be something going on between Molitor and Ryan we don't know about right?

Just too bizarre.  Seems like some egos and frustration maybe getting the better of someone...  Kepler called up, doesn't play, Meyer brought up, doesn't pitch...  

[Riverbrian]

 

FTFY

 

I think Bark has a picture of Chief as a baby somewhere. 

 

 

[Riverbrian]

 

What are we even going to expect out of Meyer next week?  There's got to be something going on between Molitor and Ryan we don't know about right?

Just too bizarre.  Seems like some egos and frustration maybe getting the better of someone...  Kepler called up, doesn't play, Meyer brought up, doesn't pitch...  

 

And we got a Meyer bullpen sighting. 

[Blake]

See, Santana is an expert. He sort of got off to one side and watched the ball go out. These are the sorts of helpful hints players should be sharing with one another. Or, the veterans, because they've certainly a lot of experience with balls leaving the park.

[Jham]

Well tonight just got a little more interesting...

[USAFChief]

Good use of the arb process on Fein, Mr Ryan.