Article: Game Thread: Twins v Tigers, 4/29 @ 7:10pm CT

[Riverbrian]

Tonkin was warming... But I gotta say.

 

If it was me... it's not... but if it was me and I've got Meyer throwing on Tuesday and he hasn't thrown in a game since what... 8 days ago. 

 

If it was me... I'd try to get Meyer about 3 innings today. 

[USAFChief]

Park hit that ball hard.  That's all you can do.

[Blake]

 

BTW, sorry I'm late to the game thread.  I had to stop by the doctor's office on the way home.  "Doc," I said, "I can't stop singing 'Green Green Grass of Home.'"  

 

"Oh, not to worry," he told me.  "You've just got a case of Tom Jones Syndrome.  It's not unusual."

Do you have your own library of bad jokes or have you found a Google Repository of bad jokes?

[spinowner]

 

Hmmm, this sideline reporter is a big upgrade from Marney. IMHO, of course.

 

 

Watch it

Yep, cast that bait out there and it gets a bite right away.

[USAFChief]

 

Do you have your own library of bad jokes or have you found a Google Repository of bad jokes?

yes.

[Blake]

 

WIth the off day yesterday, Mrs Chief and I went to the horse track. 

 

I picked a horse at 10 to 1.

 

The nag finally got to the finish line at two thirty.

As long as you made the Twins game, it's good, right?

[Blake]

FYI, the Microsoft Surface Pro is amazing.

[Riverbrian]

 

WIth the off day yesterday, Mrs Chief and I went to the horse track. 

 

I picked a horse at 10 to 1.

 

The nag finally got to the finish line at two thirty.

 

I can also Stone this one. 

 

Wild Horses had to drag it away. 

 

BTW... It's a good joke but I'd change it slightly. 

 

I'd say... I picked a horse at 10 to 1 and sure enough it finished at 12:50 that night. 

[Aggies7]

This is the second worst Tonkin experiment in history

[Riverbrian]

 

Do you have your own library of bad jokes or have you found a Google Repository of bad jokes?

 

I love bad jokes!!! 

[Blake]

 

I love bad jokes!!! 

Ah, your obsession with the Twins is explained.*

 

*Of course I'm going to blast that hanging curve. It would be un-TwinsDaily of me not to do so.

[spinowner]

I had a dentist appointment today. It was at tooth hurty.

[Riverbrian]

 

Ah, your obsession with the Twins is explained.*

 

*Of course I'm going to blast that hanging curve. It would be un-TwinsDaily of me not to do so.

 

That's the Beauty of the Game Thread. 

 

Everyone should be trying to throw those hangers. 

[Aggies7]

Good baseball we be playin these days.

[USAFChief]

Took the bus home from work today.  This lady got on with a newborn, and the bus driver was just brutal, calling it the ugliest baby he'd ever seen.  She sat down next to me crying her eyes out, just a wreck.

 

I felt bad and told her she should have given the bus driver a ration of crap right back, she'd have felt better.  "In fact," I said, "you should still do that.  You go up there right now and tell that SOB off.  I'll hold the monkey."

[Dr. Evil]

I have decided that the Twins are the Cleveland Browns of MLB.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I love bad jokes!!!

I got one...

[Bark's Lounge]

I'm stuck on Capybaras. I think this might be the prototype picture for the "Comeback Capybara (s)". I am still working it out in my head.

[USAFChief]

That inning ending catch was a bit more interesting that it needed to be>

[Blake]

 

I have decided that the Twins are the Cleveland Browns of MLB.

I think you've gone a bit far with that comparison. The Timberwolves are much closer to home.

[Aggies7]

Here's another classic twins you tube video:

 

 

It amazes me that anyone ever played Major League Baseball with those ridiculous 1970s glasses on

[Riverbrian]

 

Took the bus home from work today.  This lady got on with a newborn, and the bus driver was just brutal, calling it the ugliest baby he'd ever seen.  She sat down next to me crying her eyes out, just a wreck.

 

I felt bad and told her she should have given the bus driver a ration of crap right back, she'd have felt better.  "In fact," I said, "you should still do that.  You go up there right now and tell that SOB off.  I'll hold the monkey."

 

OK... For that one... Let's go to Let it Bleed

 

And then the Baby Sang as his Mother walked away... "I am just a Monkey Man... Glad you are a Monkey Woman too. 

 

And the Whole Bus Sang

 

I'm a Monkey

 

I'm a Monkey

 

I'm a Monkey

[Riverbrian]

 

I'm stuck on Capybaras. I think this might be the prototype picture for the "Comeback Capybara (s)". I am still working it out in my head.

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Put Sano on the Back of the Big One

[Dr. Evil]

I think you've gone a bit far with that comparison. The Timberwolves are much closer to home.

great point

[Blake]

 

OK... For that one... Let's go to Let it Bleed

 

And then the Baby Sang as his Mother walked away... "I am just a Monkey Man... Glad you are a Monkey Woman too. 

 

And the Whole Bus Sang

 

I'm a Monkey

 

I'm a Monkey

 

I'm a Monkey

I see, Chief was on a bus with Mick's mother...

[USAFChief]

 

OK... For that one... Let's go to Let it Bleed

 

And then the Baby Sang as his Mother walked away... "I am just a Monkey Man... Glad you are a Monkey Woman too. 

 

And the Whole Bus Sang

 

I'm a Monkey

 

I'm a Monkey

 

I'm a Monkey

I thought you might've gone with Davey, Mike, Peter, and Mickey on that'n.

 

Too obvious, I guess.

[USAFChief]

 

Here's another classic twins you tube video:

It amazes me that anyone ever played Major League Baseball with those ridiculous 1970s glasses on

Baseball?

 

It amazes me the human race was able to procreate.

[Riverbrian]

 

I thought you might've gone with Davey, Mike, Peter, and Mickey on that'n.

 

Too obvious, I guess.

 

I started answering your jokes with the Stones.

 

Can't change now. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

If memory serves TK used to say "Everybody grab an oar"

 

Well Mr.Ryan, to get in the spirit of it, uses a "row terry" phone...

[Aggies7]

Baseball?

 

It amazes me the human race was able to procreate.

They just look completely ridiculous.