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Game Thread, Twins @ Indians, 9/30 @ 6:45 pm CT - Gm 2

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USAFChief GOAT

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... bastard.

 

But tell me ... what was so wrong with what I said? My etiquette messed up? And I thought I had it right all along ....

Perhaps you missed my intent.

 

I was intimating (poorly, I admit) that I'm old, and it was news to me that Barack Obama is President.

DaveW All-Star

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Hopefully A's can finish it off and the Mariners can kick some Astros tail. Then. Sorta no harm?

ashbury GOAT

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How many members of the Impossible Missions Force does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends, we talking about the original team where everyone worked together, or the recent version where some kind of double-cross among our supposed heroes can be expected?

Riverbrian Cooperstown

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Hopefully A's can finish it off and the Mariners can kick some Astros tail. Then. Sorta no harm?

 

I like that plan

 

I'll second it. 

formerly33 Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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Perhaps you missed my intent.

 

I was intimating (poorly, I admit) that I'm old, and it was news to me that Barack Obama is President.

I told you that all my sanity and wits, they have vanished. Believe me now?

 

Anyway, you seem pretty up to date on all the baseball rumors ... maybe it's just that your brain only has so much RAM?

spinowner Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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Just one, but the light bulb has to really commit to the change.

I liked this because I was going to tell the same one if nobody else did.

Riverbrian Cooperstown

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I liked this because I was going to tell the same one if nobody else did.

 

Don't let Chief Steal your Thunder

 

Go ahead and tell it anyway.

 

 

USAFChief GOAT

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How many? 

 

Five.  While Cinnamon creates a diversion by wearing a dress that was shockingly skimpy for the times, Jim uses a tiny narcotic dart to knock out the fascist, vaguely Latino dictator and remove his body.  Rollin, wearing the coolest plastic mask ever, masquerades as the dictator long enough for Barney to sneak up the elevator shaft to the next floor, drill a tiny hole down to the light fixture, insert a suction cup thingy, remove the burned-out bulb while almost dropping it!!!, and replace it with a new super-high-wattage model that also contains a tiny remote control camera, all of original design.  Meanwhile, Willie has driven up to the loading dock in a "laundry truck".  Just before Rollin's real identity can be detected, all five escape in the truck, giving each other knowing looks on the way to the secret airport.

 

Riverbrian Cooperstown

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I'd like to see the Sano hit 20 dingers this year and I'd like to see Dozier reach 30. 

 

And if that happens... I like our chances. 

ashbury GOAT

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Don't let Chief Steal your Thunder

 

Go ahead and tell it anyway.

Q: How many light bulbs did it take to change Salvador Dali?

USAFChief GOAT

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I told you that all my sanity and wits, they have vanished. Believe me now?

 

Anyway, you seem pretty up to date on all the baseball rumors ... maybe it's just that your brain only has so much RAM?

more like too much RUM.

spinowner Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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Hey, Ricky had a lot of bend on his benders tonight. Wonder if he'll go back out next inning. Very SSS but it's a lot better than having the outfield running down boomers. If he can give us a few innings like that during the last four games it would be very welcome.

Man, did I speak too soon or what?

D. Hocking FCL Twins

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Since this persona is a big baseball fan, i am assuming he is reading this board and pondering both the jokes and how he should be addressed.

 

http://blog.thehigheredcio.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bush-lightbulb.jpg

USAFChief GOAT

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Since this persona is a big baseball fan, i am assuming he is reading this board and pondering both the jokes and how he should be addressed.

 

http://blog.thehigheredcio.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bush-lightbulb.jpg

winner.

spinowner Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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I believe you spell that J Y N X

I believe you spell that I ' V E B E E N A B A S E B A L L F A N L O N G E N O U G H T O K N O W B E T T E R T H A N T O S A Y S O M E T H I N G L I K E T H A T.

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