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Game Thread: Twins v Opponents, 9/23 @ 7:10pm CT‏  

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I'm seriously scared of this Lake Effect thing. I'll be moving to Tucson by January if it's as bad as they say it is. 

I hear that's a great place to live in winter. Just be careful of the crazy old codger who chases people off his lawn.

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When I look at this photo... I can't help but wonder if this was a natural flood or a new method deployed by the Big Bad Wolf. 

 But those Three Pigs aren't so Little.

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When I look at this photo... I can't help but wonder if this was a natural flood or a new method deployed by the Big Bad Wolf. 

awww, poor piggies. They are probably scared. :(

D. Hocking FCL Twins

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I'm seriously scared of this Lake Effect thing. I'll be moving to Tucson by January if it's as bad as they say it is. 

 

That reminds me of a play I saw in college of about a nun a priest and  crazy lady basically snow bound all winter in the UP.  It did not end well -- you would be smart to try and avoid this type of situation this winter.

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I'm seriously scared of this Lake Effect thing. I'll be moving to Tucson by January if it's as bad as they say it is. 

http://twodeepbrewing.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/national-lampoons-vacation-1024x576-940x529.jpg

planning on traveliing by car?

Jerr FCL Twins

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That reminds me of a play I saw in college of about a nun a priest and  crazy lady basically snow bound all winter in the UP.  It did not end well -- you would be smart to try and avoid this type of situation this winter.

Don't anyone google those three things lol. lol

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http://twodeepbrewing.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/national-lampoons-vacation-1024x576-940x529.jpg

planning on traveliing by car?

 

LOL... I'll stop by for a visit and insist that I help you with the lemonade. 

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Don't anyone google those three things lol. lol

Why'd you say that? You tempted me to do just that.

 

Anyway ... nothing but bad jokes. Such as the one about Psalm 129 in which you were supposed to be well informed in your job or you might miss a great opportunity. I happen to know that Psalm 129 says no such thing. :')

Jerr FCL Twins

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Why'd you say that? You tempted me to do just that.

 

Anyway ... nothing but bad jokes. Such as the one about Psalm 129 in which you were supposed to be well informed in your job or you might miss a great opportunity. I happen to know that Psalm 129 says no such thing. :')

 

Why'd you say that? You tempted me to do just that.

 

Anyway ... nothing but bad jokes. Such as the one about Psalm 129 in which you were supposed to be well informed in your job or you might miss a great opportunity. I happen to know that Psalm 129 says no such thing. :')

Videos... but don't be tempted lol lol

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http://twodeepbrewing.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/national-lampoons-vacation-1024x576-940x529.jpg

planning on traveliing by car?

Lol ... that was Brian on his Baseball Odyssey Tour when he mistakenly let one of the drunk cousins drive.

ScrapTheNickname FCL Twins

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TC's Mom -- she was in the woods with her twin cubs when she confronted by trappers who made her choose which cub would remain with her free in the wild and which one would end up coming with them and have to live a life doing stupid pet trips while wearing a stupid grin.  With great anguish and a Polish accent she told them to take TC.  There is a plaque telling the story in the Legend's Club.  Sad story.

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Fall who?

Just trying to speed this along.

(Oh sorry... I went back to watching the game, figuring it was in slow gear)

...

 

Fall... (as originally conceived) If you listened carefully, those were equi-knocks.

 

But always wanting to gild lillies, i'm still trying to come up with another joke to tack on it...

 

"Try to remember mumum in September when ... (i don't really know the the lyrics)

and if you remember, then fall who... fall who..."

 

get it?

 

(But completely tangentially, now i want to start a lilly guild.)

Whammy Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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Jesus, Dick, stop rambling about the Indians make-up-game 162 and potential 163. 

 

They'd have to go like 11-0 and get some help

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Riverbrian Cooperstown

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(Oh sorry... I went back to watching the game, figuring it was in slow gear)
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Fall... (as originally conceived) If you listened carefully, those were equi-knocks.

But always wanting to gild lillies, i'm still trying to come up with another joke to tack on it...

"Try to remember mumum in September when ... (i don't really know the the lyrics)
and if you remember, then fall who... fall who..."

get it?

(But completely tangentially, now i want to start a lilly guild.)

 

You really painted yourself into the corner with that Fall Knock Knock Joke.

 

But I really admired your attempt to escape... But in the end... There is paint all over your shoes.

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Hey RB...if I recall correctly, you used to be in a band, right?

 

Some buddies of mine and I are starting one, and I wanted your opinion on a name.

 

We're thinking of going with "999 Megabytes."  We haven't been quite able to get a gig yet.

spinowner Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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Hey RB...if I recall correctly, you used to be in a band, right?

 

Some buddies of mine and I are starting one, and I wanted your opinion on a name.

 

We're thinking of going with "999 Megabytes."  We haven't been quite able to get a gig yet.

Ah, you edited the mistake before I had a chance to call you on it.

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