Minnesota Simpsons Thread Contest

[GCTF]

Terry Ryan Sunday July 17, 2016

 

 

 

Terry Ryan Monday July 18, 2016

 

 

 

Terry Ryan Tuesday July 19, 2016

 

 

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Adam Brett Walker waiting for his September call up invitation.... 

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[Vanimal46]

Pictured: TR is thriving in retirement. He has enough time to create a Facebook page now! 

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[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Brian Dozier reveals changes in his diet that resulted in a career year. 

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[Willihammer]

Following Plouffe's release, Miguel Sano begins Plan B offseason workout regimen.

[Willihammer]

Glen Perkins tells beat reporter "I will pitch beyond my current contract."

[Willihammer]

Checking in on Anthony Swarzak:

[Willihammer]

Minnesota scouts, personnel, etc welcome outside hire Derek Falvey to One Twins Way:

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: 

Derek Falvey: "So Mr. Pohlad, I think we could really benefit from a capital investment in our payroll, administrative staff, etc." 

Pohlad: "Pfft, move it along new guy." 

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[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Thad Levine reading through Terry Ryan's scouting notes... Realizes he has a ton of work to do to get this team in the 21st century. 

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[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Miguel Sano dedicates the winter to getting in the best shape of his life now that 3B is his for the taking. 

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[Pardon My Dinger]

Pictured: Derek Falvey, trying desperately to flip Brian Dozier for the Twins ace of the future, brings everything trick he's got to the negotiating table.

 

 

[Willihammer]

DSP introduces new GM and VP hires to Jack Goin and the analytics dept.

[GCTF]

 

 

Few Twins fans were ever aware of the negotiations to bring Jim Abbott into the fold

[GCTF]

 

 

 

An exasperated Falvey makes another attempt to show Molitor that sac bunting in early innings is counter productive.

[ashbury]

Pictured: Homer Simpson demonstrating the truth of his advice, "kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably.The lesson is, NEVER TRY."

 

 

^{_{/ That's how these memes are supposed to be done, right? Well, I tried.}}

[DaveW]

Pictured: Homer Simpson demonstrating the truth of his advice, "kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably.The lesson is, NEVER TRY."

 

 

^{_{/ That's how these memes are supposed to be done, right? Well, I tried.}}

Booo earns!

[Otto von Ballpark]

Dave's source, finally revealed!

 

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Twins fans' message to Falvey and Co. 


 

[davidc3915]

This last week has been a weird, somewhat difficult one for me.  This thread was absolutely what I needed.  It is awesome, as is Twins Daily.  Thanks all!

[mazeville]

Miguel Sano after his offseason conditioning program.

 

[Vanimal46]

 

Miguel Sano after his offseason conditioning program.

 

Brilliant! 

[AlwaysinModeration]

VodkaDave organizes the Twins Daily masses for a candlelight vigil

 

 

This was prophetic. If you had written "24 hour vigil" I would have offered up my life savings for you to invest on my behalf.

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Falvey invites every veteran FA to 1 Twins Way and gives the same sales pitch to all of them.


 

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Jim Pohlad re-brands himself as a fun loving Gen Xer in order to fit in with the hot shot front office hires. 

JP: "How's it hanging, bros?! Heard about a great new lunch spot Buffalo Wild Wings... Wings, beer, and BABES! You down?" 

Falvey and Levine: "Uh, no Jim." 


 

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: The place where Falvey and Levine found veteran RPs Jim Miller and Ryan Vogelsong.... 


 

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Checking in on what Justin Morneau and Jesse Crain are up to these days... 


 

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: An inside scoop at the latest Dozier trade negotiations between Falvey and LA.... 


 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Pictured: Twins youngsters Jose Berrios and Miguel Sano bonding over drinks with veterans Drew Stubbs and Matt Belisle

 

 

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Pictured: Byron Buxton and Craig Breslow share a nice moment

 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Front row: J. T. Chargois, Byron Buxton. Back row: Max Kepler, Ryan Vogelsong, Eddie Rosario.

 

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