Game Thread--Twins @ Royals 7:10 PM 4/21/15

[ashbury]

I think more beer will help me feel better about this situation.

Not working for me tonight.

[Squirrel]

You didn't have it earlier?

And now it just got worse.

[Squirrel]

KERRRRRRRRRAP!

[ashbury]

I passed someone on the street today. They did not smell good.

And then there was the cannibal who went for a walk and passed his brother.

[Riverbrian]

 

I passed someone on the street today. They did not smell good. And I thought, man, I hope Brian's lucky shirt doesn't smell like that or two drunk cousins are not enough space between us.

 

You are getting us early in the trip... You should be OK... Around New Hampshaire... It'll get pretty rough.

[zchrz]

Oh bullpen

[ashbury]

Second and third, nobody out. This is when I am looking forward to Burdi to set things up someday soon.

[ashbury]

I'm not revealing what I'm wearing..

What I'm not wearing is revealing.

[Mauerpower]

Strike outs are soooo overrated

[James]

Not working for me tonight.

Just keep trying. It'll help eventually.

[ashbury]

Oh bullpen

Hey! TD Posting Policy forbids profanity.

[Platoon]

I know. My brother threatened to draw him on my birthday card this year, but I never got it. You know who I can't look at without feeling kind of sad? Dozier. His hair was so...what do I say...perfect? I truly miss it.

. 'and his hair was perfect!

[USAFChief]

Would be nice to have a do-over on Mauer's base running gaffes about now.

 

 

[notoriousgod71]

Molitor makes his first unconventional move bringing in Perkins in a tie game on the road.

[formerly33]

 

. 'and his hair was perfect!

I'll accentuate the WAS in that sentence. If this is from some movie, I don't recognize it.

[Platoon]

Or Edinson.

. If it wasn't for Edinson there would be no night games!

[Mike Sixel]

I love cilantro. The bullpen, not souch.

[jimmer]

 

I'll accentuate the WAS in that sentence. If this is from some movie, I don't recognize it.

close.  Dodgeball.

[Mauerpower]

Just keep trying. It'll help eventually.

Working on my 3rd Sierra Nevada pale ale

[USAFChief]

 

Molitor makes his first unconventional move bringing in Perkins in a tie game on the road.

Dickbert are shocked.

[formerly33]

 

Hey! TD Posting Policy forbids profanity.

Oh bullpen, you're not getting into one of your moderating moods now, are you? I think it's high time you stop drinking.

 

By the way, don't you feel sorry for kids?

[jimmer]

If we lose this game by one it will be because of Mauer.  Not because the pitching gave up 6 runs.

[Gibby]

poop

[USAFChief]

 

I'll accentuate the WAS in that sentence. If this is from some movie, I don't recognize it.

I'm guessing it's a Warren Zevon reference.

[PseudoSABR]

Still the right call, even with the poor result.

[James]

Working on my 3rd Sierra Nevada pale ale

Working on only my 2nd homebrew. I should have maybe started earlier.

[USAFChief]

Time for my first 0-2 rant of the year.

 

FINE HIS ASS!!11

[Mike Sixel]

I endorse the move by Molitor.

[jimmer]

'It's gotta be the hair, Cotton It's beautiful'-Dodgeball

Edited April 22, 2015 by jimmer

[Riverbrian]

 

. 'and his hair was perfect!

 

Drinking a Pina Coloda at Trader Vics?