Game Thread: Twins @ Athletics, 8/8 @ 9:05pm CT

[stringer bell]

Meyer is taller than Bill Russell.

Add Tonkin--he's 6'7".

[gil4]

My last Election... My name was mis spelled on the ballot. It should have said Riverbrian but somehow it was spelled Mondale

We won't hold your youth, inexperience, or poor spelling against you.

[Riverbrian]

These A's lefties have stamina issues... Can't seem to keep it going past 5 innings.

[USAFChief]

The impatient cow

We're doing band names again?

[Dr. Evil]

Pup tarts

[Squirrel]

Ugh

[ScrapTheNickname]

http://mommypoppins.com/files/imagecache/full/images/best-travel-apps-for-family-road-trips.jpeg

Do you ever notice how many things just happen to happen in Monument Valley?

[gil4]

Maybe we can get Jon Rauch back.

Winfield actually was a basketball player.  Do you think he would be up for a comeback?

[teekz]

Shhhh. Mesa trying ta figure out da joke.

[stringer bell]

Good play by Fuld. Parm should have thrown it to second.

[LaBombo]

When did I get a Daughter?

In the water?

[Squirrel]

Ok, dp

[stringer bell]

This is looking pretty grim.

[Riverbrian]

Do you ever notice how many things just happen to happen in Monument Valley?

I had to drive Monument Valley... Oddly... It was because... Due to poor planning... I found out that you can't cross the Grand Canyon by car. You have to go around it to get to Utah. Who woulda thunk it.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Tried that on one of my customers earlier this week. He was not amused.

yeah, my suppliers in China don't much care for it either

[Squirrel]

**** it. I'm going to bed.

[Riverbrian]

This is looking pretty grim.

Especially after the bases cleared

[stringer bell]

Might be time to give up and get to sleep.

[teekz]

**** it. I'm going to bed.

 

Yousa gonna change my member title back?

[Riverbrian]

I'd like to back to the Fuld bunt for a second.

 

I'm not saying the Twins should bunt or anything like that. But... I am saying this.

 

That what A's baseball looks like and Twins baseball the last few years does not.

 

There is a hustle and grit to the way that A's play. It's missing with the Twins. Forget the bunt... It's a work ethic to accumulate bases and runs.

 

The player was Fuld. He never tried that with us.

[USAFChief]

I had to drive Monument Valley... Oddly... It was because... Due to poor planning... I found out that you can't cross the Grand Canyon by car. You have to go around it to get to Utah. Who woulda thunk it.

 

False.

http://www.the-rocketman.com/dar/DAR-GRAND-CANYON-sm.jpg

[Riverbrian]

Yousa gonna change my member title back?

Well that made me laugh out loud

[Richie the Rally Goat]

In the

?

Martha Wainwright is one of the few people to gave songs written about her by her father and her brother

http://youtu.be/KhPDonG4h2w

[glunn]

 Maybe the strategy is to keep the inning going until Kazmir's shoulder gets tight?

[USAFChief]

Yousa gonna change my member title back?

I'm guessing ain't NOBODY gonna be allowed to change that for a few days.

 

When fire one plays with, burned one gets.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Maybe the strategy is to keep the inning going until Kazmir's shoulder gets tight?

what a terrible strategy

[LaBombo]

Might be time to give up and get to sleep.

Your mileage will almost certainly vary, but in college I saw a guy wearing a T-shirt that said " Rehab is for quitters."  C'mon, a few more innings of crappy baseball gonna rune the narrative of your life?

[USAFChief]

 Maybe the strategy is to keep the inning going until Kazmir's eligible for social security?

ftfy

[teekz]

I'm guessing ain't NOBODY gonna be allowed to change that for a few days.

 

When fire one plays with, burned one gets.

 

Mesa ok wis that. Mesa just have to talks likes this for a fewsa days.

[Riverbrian]

I'm guessing ain't NOBODY gonna be allowed to change that for a few days.

 

When fire one plays with, burned one gets.

Yeah... Teekz... You might as well change your picture to match.