Game Thread: Twins @ Athletics, 8/8 @ 9:05pm CT

[USAFChief]

When did I get a Daughter?

Indeed.

[Riverbrian]

To sit with elders of the gentle race, this world has seldom seen

They talk of days for which they sit and wait and all will be revealed

 

I'm gonna post stuff like this until he gives up a hit

[Squirrel]

To sit with elders of the gentle race, this world has seldom seen

They talk of days for which they sit and wait and all will be revealed

I'm gonna post stuff like this until he gives up a hit

Let that be sooner rather than later.

[stringer bell]

May, Gibson, Meyer, Pelfrey. The Twins have the core of a good basketball team.

[USAFChief]

May, Gibson, Meyer, Pelfrey. The Twins have the core of a good basketball team.

I'll take "How are the Twins and T'Wolves not similar" for $400, Alex.

[teekz]

May, Gibson, Meyer, Pelfrey. The Twins have the core of a good basketball team.

 

Maybe we can get Jon Rauch back.

[Squirrel]

Come on, get this guy!

[Dr. Evil]

What's a dogs favorite treat?

[USAFChief]

Maybe we can get Jon Rauch back.

Let's not give anybody any ideas, teekz.

[Squirrel]

Maybe we can get Jon Rauch back.

You just went too far, teekz.

[Dr. Evil]

Pup peroni baaaahaaaaaaaaa!

[Riverbrian]

What's a dogs favorite treat?

I don't know... What's a dogs favorite treat?

[USAFChief]

What's a dogs favorite treat?

I give up.

[Squirrel]

The impatient cow

[teekz]

Let's not give anybody any ideas, teekz.

 

C'mon. They'll need a center.

[Riverbrian]

Pup peroni baaaahaaaaaaaaa!

I love bad jokes... So that was a good one... But your timing was off...

 

You notice how your punch line was posted before I replied to your opening.

 

You and I will have to work on this.

[stringer bell]

"Relax" said the night man, "we are programmed to receive". "You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave."

[Dr. Evil]

Get it?

[Craig Arko]

C'mon. They'll need a center.

Vargas.

[teekz]

Get it?

 

No. Will you explain it to me?

[Dr. Evil]

I love bad jokes... So that was a good one... But your timing was off...

You notice how your punch line was posted before I replied to your opening.

You and I will have to work on this.

timing to be improved

[Riverbrian]

Get it?

I was gonna go with Pupsicles

[Squirrel]

Oh crap. That was good, but still oh crap.

[Dr. Evil]

No. Will you explain it to me?

No

[teekz]

Vargas.

 

Good call. I thought we were going for an all pitchers team there. I was going to suggest getting Zack Greinke, but he cracks ribs while playing basketball...

[stringer bell]

C'mon. They'll need a center.

Meyer is taller than Bill Russell.

[teekz]

No

 

Dang it. I'm going to sit here and ponder it now...

[USAFChief]

LOL.

 

Only the Twins can have both ONE baserunner in 5 innings AND a GIDP.

[John Kelsey]

Vargas.

Vargas can play whatever position Clarence Weatherspoon played. 

[Dr. Evil]

Pup corn