Game Thread: Twins @ Athletics, 8/8 @ 9:05pm CT

[Dr. Evil]

Parmalee is Ty cobb

[teekz]

Better make it a mercy six-spot.

 

4 so far. They're even throwing it around for us!

[USAFChief]

Parmalee is Ty cobb

http://blog.detroitathletic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/ty-cobb-t206-baseball-card.jpg

 

The similarity is remarkable.

[USAFChief]

Nunez-zee!

[teekz]

I do have to say, this year's team is way more fun to watch than the last couple years.

[ScrapTheNickname]

Is there a swear word that rhymes with Schaeffer?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Aren't we glad we're still up?

 

One might say the twins are back in it, only down by 1 run...

[teekz]

Is there a swear word that rhymes with Schaeffer?

 

Quaker?

[Dr. Evil]

Unrelated topic, the wild should have picked the Minnesota plow as their name, a big v plow on the jersey with a rift of snow shooting off to the side, teeth on the plow like it's chewing through the snow, think of the marketing possibilities! Cmon out to the game and get plowed! Sponsored by anheiser bush.

[USAFChief]

Is there a swear word that rhymes with Schaeffer?

$&*#(@@))@)_)@_ - aeffer.

[Riverbrian]

I may be totally wrong, but it seems to me that the As do a much better job developing players, especially pitchers, and that Beane is a very savvy trader.

I once traded my Refrigerator for one night at the Playboy Mansion.

 

What a night... I'll never forget it... I was so close to getting lucky. When I got home... The Milk tasted funny and it was warm.

[USAFChief]

Hmmmm,  Foghat is at Grand Casino...I might have to take a Slow Ride up there.

[Dr. Evil]

$&*#(@@))@)_)@_ - aeffer.

Farter?

[LaBombo]

Cummon swear sack

My former religious released time teacher is still on probation for this...

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Hey!  It just occurred to me.  An advantage to playing in the Coliseum is that we actually know if "that woulda been an out in Oakland."  Surprised i didn't realize it sooner...

[USAFChief]

Channeling Boomer:  "Caleb Katy Theilbar the Door."

[Riverbrian]

Gardy and EHarmony... Doing the match up thing.

[Dr. Evil]

Somebody cut gardies tusks off and roll him back in to the ocean

[teekz]

There for a second I thought Arcia missed it.

[glunn]

That was close.  Nice catch by Arcia.

[Riverbrian]

And Arcia slaps the wall.

 

I like his Tude.

[USAFChief]

 Dick was shocked Arcia caught that.  

 

As was Arcia.

[LaBombo]

Hmmmm,  Foghat is at Grand Casino...I might have to take a Slow Ride up there.

If you do, take it easy.

 

And don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy.

 

Also, if you think of it, if you're standing on a corner in Winslow Arizona, and see a girl (my lord!) in a flatbed Ford, let her know that the flatbed Ford's tabs expired in July.

[Dr. Evil]

Arcia is Willie mays

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Is there a swear word that rhymes with Schaeffer?

Probably? Leastwise somewhere in the intersection of creativity and lax standards of swearing...

 

Best i can offer at the moment: hair-turned-grey-fer...

 

Should i try again?

 

On the other hand, i don't feel like being frustrated when someone batting under .200 doesn't get a hit...

 

There will be other chances

[Riverbrian]

If you do, take it easy.

 

And don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy.

 

Also, if you think of it, if you're standing on a corner in Winslow Arizona, and see a girl (my lord!) in a flatbed Ford, let her know that the flatbed Ford's tabs expired in July.

Glenn Frey joined Foghat... Interesting.

[LaBombo]

That was close.  Nice catch by Arcia.

MMMMMeh.  Didn't go the other way, though.  Still time for him to learn the Twins Way though.  Yeah!

[Riverbrian]

Arcia is Willie mays

I wonder if Arcia grew up poor. Maybe his family couldn't afford a Capital G.

[LaBombo]

Glenn Frey joined Foghat... Interesting.

 

Those old birds were the prehistoric ancestors of the 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon.

[Riverbrian]

LaPanta looked disheveled.