Game Thread: Padres@Twins 8/5 7:10PM

[Craig Arko]

Where are you posting from? A booth in the Midwest.

I flew my Lear Jet to Nova Scotia, to catch a total eclipse of the Sun.

[LaBombo]

I love Speed!!!

There was a sequel!

 

Is the good news.  The bad news is everything else.

[Tibs]

It seems like Vargas has been up with baserunners on every at bat.

[Riverbrian]

Kenny Plural!!! On a curve ball!!!

[snepp]

More of that please!

[Tibs]

Yeah keep pitching him the slow stuff! Crushes one to right field! Congratulations Kennys Vargas!

[Mill1634]

guess vargas hits a curve before schafer hits a Homer

[Squirrel]

Oh ChiTown... (Shakes Head)... Hang in there... Try to not fade away

okay, well, let me think it over.

[stringer bell]

I flew my Lear Jet to Nova Scotia, to catch a total eclipse of the Sun.

You're so vain!

[Craig Arko]

The ball carries pretty well in Target Field.

 

When you belt the heck out of it.

[Mike Sixel]

Home runs are rally killers..... So over rated.......

[LaBombo]

guess vargas hits a curve before schafer hits a Homer

 

You're so vain!

You prob'ly think this thread is about you, don't you?

 

Don't you?

Edited August 6, 2014 by LaBombo

[stringer bell]

Nice AB for Arcia after the long ball.

[Craig Arko]

You're so vain!

In 1972. But later I learned the truth at 17.

[kab21]

More of Vargas please.

[Squirrel]

Kenny Vargas ... long ball ... nice words of love right there

[LaBombo]

The ball carries pretty well in Target Field.

 

When you belt the heck out of it.

Yeah.  And  on a totally unrelated note, you can go superfast on x94.   In a Corvette or Mustang.

[Riverbrian]

Arica with the wheels... I love it

[Monkeypaws]

Such a nice easy swing by Vargas - you could really see the raw power there.

[Craig Arko]

Yeah.  And  on a totally unrelated note, you can go superfast on x94.   In a Corvette or Mustang.

That sounds like an F-sharp minor.

[Tibs]

What the heck just happened?

[Mill1634]

Im so confused. what happened on the Arcia steal?

[snepp]

What the heck just happened?

 

Aliens.

[LaBombo]

What the heck just happened?

Tonight, or...decade?

[Richie the Rally Goat]

I love Speed!!!

should we sign you up for treatment? I hear Hazeldon is nice

[Craig Arko]

Time to stop those Colorado visits.

[LaBombo]

Im so confused. what happened on the Arcia steal?

Non-lethal SEAL suppressive sniper fire on entire Padre infield.

[LaBombo]

Time to stop those Colorado visits.

No offense, but what does a Colorado High have to do with this game?

[Craig Arko]

No offense, but what does a Colorado High have to do with this game?

Just enough offense, if we're lucky.

[stringer bell]

Mr. Thielbar needs to get this guy.