Game Thread: Twins@Padres 5/20 9:10PM

[Riverbrian]

Gyorko... A last name that should be pronounced wrong because of the spelling yet probably is never pronounced wrong.

[Guest USAFChief]

Mauer is hitting lasers right at people today.

Uncanny, isn't it? It's almost like every left fielder is playing shallow and towards the line.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Specializing in no hit runs since 2014.

 

I think we've had our fair share of runless hits the past few years, that a few hitless runs have to happen now and then.

[Guest USAFChief]

Meanwhile...Duensing happens.

[zchrz]

Uncanny, isn't it? It's almost like every left fielder is playing shallow and towards the line.

 

Hey he even hit one to right that actually went over the second baseman and everything.

[twinsnorth49]

I think we've had our fair share of runless hits the past few years, that a few hitless runs have to happen now and then.

 

http://media.giphy.com/media/99Is8GgrHCsyQ/giphy.gif

[Guest USAFChief]

Try this

http://tea.armadaproject.org/Images/petula/petula_KenwithGlove2.jpg

Note to self: strongly consider ignoring tips from TN49 in the future.

[twinsnorth49]

Note to self: strongly consider ignoring tips from TN49 in the future.

http://tea.armadaproject.org/Images/petula/petula_KenwithGlove2.jpg

 

 

Didn't work eh? Try undoing your pants first.

[twinsnorth49]

Hey he even hit one to right that actually went over the second baseman and everything.

 

Except the 2nd baseman was playing the shift at SS.

[Guest USAFChief]

http://tea.armadaproject.org/Images/petula/petula_KenwithGlove2.jpg

 

 

Didn't work eh? Try undoing your pants first.

Always good advice, TN. Always good advice.

[glunn]

This game was blacked out for me but someone must have realized the stupidity of that, and now I can watch it.

[Guest USAFChief]

BTW, not to worry...Burton's got this.

[LaBombo]

I'm still tryin' to wrap my mind around "ten foot rubber gloves..."

 

And all i can think to say is... "you have ten feet on your right hand... someone is looking for you."

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[twinsnorth49]

This game was blacked out for me but someone must have realized the stupidity of that, and now I can watch it.

 

Don't speak too soon.

[glunn]

Don't speak too soon.

 

Good point.

[Squirrel]

Good inning

[howeda7]

Jared Burton. Veteran Relief Pitcher.

[WLFINN]

meanwhile Jared Burton happens....

[Guest USAFChief]

This game was blacked out for me but someone must have realized the stupidity of that, and now I can watch it.

You didn't miss anything unusual or remarkable...HR from Parms, RBI single and a double from Plouffe, four perfect innings to start the game from Kevin Correia, a hit from Mauer, left the bases loadedin the third, etc etc.

[zchrz]

Nice job by Burton, much more effective when he throws that change a bunch.

[twinsnorth49]

Did I mention I like Burton again?

[twinsnorth49]

Did I mention I still don't get Duensing?

[twinsnorth49]

Jared Burton. Veteran Relief Pitcher.

 

Brian Deunsing, ..........give me a minute, I'm sure there's something.

[zchrz]

Brian Deunsing, ..........give me a minute, I'm sure there's something.

 

Left handed and breathing?

[LaBombo]

You didn't miss anything unusual or remarkable...HR from Parms, RBI single and a double from Plouffe, four perfect innings to start the game from Kevin Correia, a hit from Mauer, left the bases loadedin the third, etc etc.

 

Hicks! Dozier! What really happened? Fess up.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Jared Burton. Veteran Relief Pitcher.

 

Yeah, can't say Burton didn't get the memo this time

[twinsnorth49]

Left handed and breathing?

 

See there you go, knew there was something, thanks!

[ashbury]

... from Plouffe, four perfect innings to start the game from Kevin Correia, a hi...

 

[video=youtube;fTHL0MAWkmY]

[John Kelsey]

What the hell did I just see?

[Guest USAFChief]

Did I mention I still don't get Duensing?

I don't understand why Andy doesn't tell him to throw 5 MPH harder on the low outside corner to LHer's more.