Game Thread: Twins@Padres 5/20 9:10PM

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

//raises hand//

 

 

 

 

let me know how that fits on ya

[Guest USAFChief]

What kinda of coma? Like Thanksgiving food coma, drug induced to avoid injury coma, or full on catastrophic traumatic brain injury coma?

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[gil4]

I prefer commas

 

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to comas

 

Better tell your avatar that.

[Riverbrian]

Ain't no Gators up here, just Bigfoots ( Bigfeet?)

 

Canadian Gator

 

Oops Sorry... That's my birth photo.

 

I want to see of ChiTown comes up with an Ick or Ish

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Better tell your avatar that.

Yeah, the poor kid has the traumatic brain injury kind...

he'd be happier with commas

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[mikeee]

1-2-3 !! woo!

[twinsnorth49]

Yes Dick, Hicks really had to get on his horse for that one.

[Guest USAFChief]

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let me know how that fits on ya

Shazam!

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Canadian Gator

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Oops Sorry... That's my birth photo.

 

I want to see of ChiTown comes up with an Ick or Ish

Your poor mom

 

and poor mom's doctor

[LaBombo]

North Correia an ace pitching against his former countrymen...

[sampleSizeOfOne]

(shakes head) We gotta give you some tempting fate lessons.

 

But... what if it is my fate to tempt fate? How do i get out of that?

[Tibs]

Canadian Gator

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Oops Sorry... That's my birth photo.

 

I want to see of ChiTown comes up with an Ick or Ish

Yeah I get my birth photo and a photo of an orange, slimy thing mixed up all the time too

[twinsnorth49]

Canadian Gator

 

[LaBombo]

Yes Dick, Hicks really had to get on his horse for that one.

Would so tell you weren't there and have no right to make that call, were it not for the fact that Hicks rightfully took a short nap enroute.

[Guest USAFChief]

Canadian Gatour

 

ftfy

[twinsnorth49]

Canadian Gator

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Oops Sorry... That's my birth photo.

 

I want to see of ChiTown comes up with an Ick or Ish

 

Did your thumbs eventually grow in?

[Guest USAFChief]

Your poor mom

 

and poor mom's doctor

I'd imagine dad ain't showin' this photo around real proud-like, either.

[big dog]

I'd imagine dad ain't showin' this photo around real proud-like, either.

 

Based on my understanding of genetics, likely either mom or dad is pretty excited about the outcome. Maybe both (or maybe the UPS guy?). What is that thing, anyway?

[twinsnorth49]

ftfy

 

Thanks Chief, would of flunked the spelling test on that one.

[ashbury]

Your poor mom

 

and poor mom's doctor

 

Poor Brian, too. He was evidently eaten by that thing prenatally.

[big dog]

And you can cancel the post-game show.

[twinsnorth49]

Well that took longer than expected.

[LaBombo]

That's He(a)dley!

 

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[Guest USAFChief]

Double play ball, please.

[DedunoTheMuffinMan?]

I was dreaming of the Correia no-hitter. Remember when Philip "Perfect" Humber?

[LaBombo]

Well that took longer than expected.

Way to retroactively jinx the no-no:(.

[ashbury]

And you can cancel the post-game show.

 

I wasn't getting my hopes up. Correia rarely pitches no-hitters. When's the last time he even had one, anyway?

[twinsnorth49]

[zchrz]

Corriea's groin looks like its acting up

[Tibs]

There have been a couple batted balls by the Padres that might have been home runs elsewhere