Game Thread: Twins v Red Sox, 5/13 @ 7:10pm CT

[Winston Smith]

6. Think about the Twins last won a playoff series the last year Ortiz was on the team. They have won 2 playoff games since, the Red Sox have won 3 World Series in that time.

 

All things considered it must be Rick Anderson's fault!

[Gibby]

I think it's easiest to get to Peavey when he is wearing a White Sox uni.

[Riverbrian]

Sam Elliott?

http://content6.flixster.com/question/50/08/79/5008796_std.jpg

 

Rick Anderson?

[Gibby]

Rick Anderson?

 

Rick Anderson's stache doesn't come anywhere near the awesomeness of Sam Elliot's.

[LaBombo]

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Are the people who make Rye Bread the same folks who mow the grass at MLB Parks?

Good guess, but it's actually a little known fact that marble rye is an invention of the Wham O corporation...

http://www.plaidstallions.com/whamo/whamo.jpg

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Mauer flashes the leather!

[Winston Smith]

Joe to the DL after the game!

[LaBombo]

Nice grab by Mauer. Hope that's a sign that he's 100%.

[Riverbrian]

I think it's easiest to get to Peavey when he is wearing a White Sox uni.

 

 

Pete Townshend could defeat Peavey

[Reider]

And Joe pays Grady back for robbing him in the first inning.

[Riverbrian]

Rick Anderson's stache doesn't come anywhere near the awesomeness of Sam Elliot's.

 

I see where the confusion happened... I was thinking Rick Anderson would be good ruffage for that plant.

[Gibby]

Good guess, but it's actually a little known fact that marble rye is an invention of the Wham O corporation...

http://www.plaidstallions.com/whamo/whamo.jpg

 

the girl in that ad had an unfortunate affair with Jack Nicolson, which led to drug addiction and a tragic death. The guy is now living happily as a large African American woman in Grand Junction Colorado.

[notoriousgod71]

Our shortstop didn't make a leaping catch in center fielder? Shocker.

[Gibby]

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Pete Townshend could defeat Peavey

 

Bludgeoned with Les Paul.

[zchrz]

Anyone keeping a tally of the runs infielders in the outfield have cost so far?

[Reider]

Santana should have had that. Too many SS's in the outfield this year..

[LaBombo]

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Pete Townshend could defeat Peavey

No Wholigans allowed! Actually I was thinking Daltrey as the starter with Townshend coming out of the pen, but either works for me...

[Ultima Ratio]

1. I really don't get the CF situation and playing people out of position.

 

2. Though if Santana gets a glove on that, it probably pops out and over the fence… so there's that.

[D. Hocking]

Our shortstop didn't make a leaping catch in center fielder? Shocker.

 

Just the fact that this is a legitimate sentence....

[twinsnorth49]

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Pete Townshend could defeat Peavey

 

Pete Townsend would never go near a Peavey.

[Gibby]

He was safe, but it looked like Plouffy has a cannon.

[Riverbrian]

Plouffe... Just saved a run!!!

 

I want to make sure I credit him to balance out the times I didn't.

[Gibby]

Pete Townsend would never go near a Peavey.

 

Not on stage anyway.

[Brock Beauchamp]

Your Twins starting CF tomorrow.

 

[LaBombo]

Bludgeoned by Professor Les Paul. With the amplifier. In the conservatory.

Fixed.

[Guest USAFChief]

Sam Elliott?

http://content6.flixster.com/question/50/08/79/5008796_std.jpg

Sometimes you eat the bahr, and sometimes, well, he eats you.

[twinsnorth49]

Plouffe has learned to throw da ball.

[Ultima Ratio]

Plouffe... Just saved a run!!!

 

I want to make sure I credit him to balance out the times I didn't.

 

The record will show this.

[LaBombo]

Pete Townsend would never go near a Peavey.

Although he may pee a V...

 

http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/who.jpg

[Circus Boy]

Just the fact that this is a legitimate sentence....

 

Put you in coach. You're ready to play.... centerfield.