Game Thread: Twins v Red Sox, 5/13 @ 7:10pm CT

[Gibby]

Your Twins starting CF tomorrow.

 

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It looks like he has spunk....Gardy hates spunk.

[Riverbrian]

Pete Townsend would never go near a Peavey.

 

True... He'd clobber Sean Marshall

[Riverbrian]

He was safe, but it looked like Plouffy has a cannon.

 

The cannon that goes (pause) Plouffe

[LaBombo]

In fairness to Santana, that's a borderline web gem catch if he makes it.

[Guest USAFChief]

Although he may pee a V...

 

http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/who.jpg

Twins daily game thread...middle aged wasteland.

[Winston Smith]

7. Think about the last time the Twins won a playoff series AJ was the catcher and they have only won one playoff game after he was traded. AJ has only won one world series since he left, guess we're even.

[Riverbrian]

in fairness to santana, that's a borderline web gem catch if he makes it.

 

nunez

[Gibby]

The cannon that goes (pause) Plouffe

 

After reading this, my kid in the next room yelled, "What the heck is so funny?

 

Yay Noony.

[Guest USAFChief]

We finally got a SS(s) who can hit!

[Ultima Ratio]

In fairness to Santana, that's a borderline web gem catch if he makes it.

 

Yeah, it's just that the likelihood of your shortstop making a web gem 300ft out of position is not a good percentage.

[Riverbrian]

In fairness to Santana, that's a borderline web gem catch if he makes it.

 

Since when are we fair on the game thread?

[Gibby]

Twins daily game thread...middle aged wasteband.

 

fixed

[twinsnorth49]

Nuuuuunnnnezzzzz!!!!

 

Ortiz-1

Nunez-1

 

Just like Gardy expected.

[LaBombo]

We finally got a SS(s) who can hit!

And his glove will play at DH!!!

[Reider]

One SS picks up another... nice hit Nunez

[Riverbrian]

We finally got a SS(s) who can hit!

 

Yeah... But I warned you about that defense in CF

[Squirrel]

Your Twins starting CF tomorrow.

 

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Oh! He's sooooooo adorable!

[zchrz]

The Eduardo section of the lineup really got Peavy mad.

[Gibby]

I love A.J.

[LaBombo]

Yeah, it's just that the likelihood of your shortstop making a web gem 300ft out of position is not a good percentage.

275 tops, but I hear ya. Either way, it's all part of the brilliant strategy to create pants-wettingly exuberent anticipation over the return of a .160 hitter to the lineup.

[Reider]

Nothing like a 4th string SS to give the Twins a lead over Boston.

[Gibby]

Are the Twins getting their April Mojo back?

[twinsnorth49]

I wonder if Peavey has Tourettes?

[Guest USAFChief]

275 tops, but I hear ya. Either way, it's all part of the brilliant strategy to create pants-wettingly exuberent anticipation over the return of a .160 hitter to the lineup.

front or back?

 

 

//ick//

[Winston Smith]

Dick may pee in his pants before this inning is over.

[Gibby]

Dick may pee in his pants before this inning is over.

 

Front or back?

 

ick

[Circus Boy]

Dick may pee in his pants before this inning is over.

 

I already did.

[LaBombo]

Kudos, or at least one kudo, to Dick for noting that two weeks ago the bottom of the order contributing to this extent would have been "unfathomable". Too bad he didn't go with 'inconceivable'. There's always room for a Wallace Shawn .gif

[twinsnorth49]

It's a veritable shortstop Murderer's Row at the bottom of the order..

 

Nice call

[Riverbrian]

Reading the News... 20,000 people evacuated in San Diego because of a wildfire.

 

It's not a joking matter but... Would people be pissed if I blared Michael Martin Murphy out of giant speakers as they evacuated?