Game Thread: Twins v Red Sox, 5/13 @ 7:10pm CT

[twinsnorth49]

I'm watching the Wild. A Stanley Cup in Minnesota would be freaking amazing.

 

Funny, I don't share that sentiment.

[Squirrel]

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I'm posting this so others can use it at appropriate times.

What is that? Looks like an Oompa Loompa

[Riverbrian]

Plouffe seems to have come out of it

[Gibby]

Funny, I don't share that sentiment.

 

That's cool. Now unless you are from Wisconsin, please don't punch me.

[twinsnorth49]

Hey you Kubel, hit the ball.

[Ultima Ratio]

Plouffe seems to have come out of it

 

… on top?

[twinsnorth49]

Octopus?

 

I give up... What does an octopus do in the woods?

 

All that said, i'll probably switch over once the Twins game is over, hoping it is still a game at that point. So far i haven't been disappointed. Baseball give more chances to grab a bite.

 

I said an animal, not a cephalopod.....sheesh

[twinsnorth49]

That's cool. Now unless you are from Wisconsin, please don't punch me.

 

Let me guess, geography professor?.....No?

[Gibby]

… on top?

 

front or back?

[Riverbrian]

What is that? Looks like an Oompa Loompa

 

It's Bill Murray... But you are right... He was kind of an Oompa Loompa

[JB_Iowa]

Unfortunately Boston has a real centerfielder.

[snepp]

Plouffe seems to have come out of it

 

There's a front or back door joke to be had here.

 

 

 

edit: sniped by Gibby

[Riverbrian]

Suzuki...

 

 

That's all I have to say

[deanlambrecht]

Does The Dude... abide?

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[Intramural Legend]

Unfortunately Boston has a real centerfielder.

 

The have a center fielder playing in left field, so that is like the same thing, right?

[Riverbrian]

Suzuki...

 

 

That's all I have to say

 

No one really believes that?

[Ultima Ratio]

I love that our lineup, 5-9, are all sporting 300+ averages. It's magic or something.

[Guest USAFChief]

I love that our lineup, 5-9, are all sporting 300+ averages. It's magic or something.

A nice change from having our lineup, 5-9, combine for a .300 average.

[twinsnorth49]

who put that wall there?

[big dog]

Very happy to see the way Parm is hitting the ball. Keep it up!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

No one really believes that?

 

Are you practicing on our credulous simplicity?

 

Nah, Suzuki is a mouthful these days. I think i understood what ya meant...

[Guest USAFChief]

who put that wall there?

Pink Floyd?

[LaBombo]

Nabisco with a line through five that's dangerously close to resembling the work of a front-end starter. Jinx accusations in three... two...

[twinsnorth49]

Was it just me or did Bert just say "Crapuano"? That's funny

[Gibby]

Pink Floyd?

 

Hadrian?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I love that our lineup, 5-9, are all sporting 300+ averages. It's magic or something.

 

I hypothesize it has something to do with good hand-eye coordination. At least i hope so.

[LaBombo]

Was it just me or did Bert just say "XXXXXXX"? That's funny

The answer to this question is always 'yes'.

[Guest USAFChief]

Hadrian?

Several Chinese dynasties?

[Riverbrian]

Was it just me or did Bert just say "Crapuano"? That's funny

 

[Intramural Legend]

I hypothesize it has something to do with good hand-eye coordination. At least i hope so.

 

I would credit Rick Anderson