Game Thread: Twins v Red Sox, 5/13 @ 7:10pm CT

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Oh you youngsters ....

 

I'm sorry... I'll try to get older. It may take a while though.

 

And i might have heard it before, it just didn't register.

[LaBombo]

Don't worry about the lead, try to get six innings out of your starter! Yes, the hook is a tough call that managers often get knocked for and seldom get credit for. That being said...

 

!@##$)%%&

 

Never mind. Nabisco blows away the last batter.

[snepp]

Yay!

[DiscGolfer]

nice DP, good night for Nolasco

[Guest USAFChief]

Goal Haula. 1-1.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

hmmm! Double plays! Is there anything they can't do?

[Ultima Ratio]

Really awkward turn but got it done. Dozier about broke his leg though.

[zchrz]

Suzuki is so damn good back there. The last couple starts Nolasco has thrown him at least 30 pitches in the dirt and I think that one with Ortiz on base was the farthest any have gotten away.

[Riverbrian]

I'm sorry... I'll try to get older. It may take a while though.

 

And i might have heard it before, it just didn't register.

 

Just throwing some culture your way. To my friend SSof1

[Beezer07]

I'm watching a sweaty woman drink a Miller Lite out of an aluminium bottle.

 

For when your beer doesn't taste quite enough like metal

[Intramural Legend]

1-1 ... go WILD!!

[LaBombo]

I'm watching a sweaty woman drink a Miller Lite out of an aluminium bottle.

Link?

[Guest USAFChief]

I'm watching a sweaty woman drink a Miller Lite out of an aluminium bottle.

I thought the better half was at a concert.

[Riverbrian]

Where has Glorm been? We need him back on the game threads

[Ultima Ratio]

I'm watching a sweaty woman drink a Miller Lite out of an aluminium bottle.

 

Is there a smell and can you describe it?

 

 

 

 

//ick//

[Beezer07]

Twins 6, Ortiz 3

[Gibby]

I thought the better half was at a concert.

 

Oh jeeze! let's not get me going on the missus.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Just throwing some culture your way. To my friend SSof1

 

I need all i can get!

 

(the lyric that the word "magic" invoked for me has something about it being a big enough umbrella, but it's always me that ends up getting wet.)

[LaBombo]

Oh jeeze! let's not get me going on the missus.

Have a beer first if that helps. Hear it comes in aluminum bottles now. Very popular with sweaty females.

[big dog]

That double play and the Haula goal happening at the same time just made the list of "best Minnesota sports moments" post-2010.

[Gibby]

Is there a smell and can you describe it?

 

 

 

//ick//

 

 

Reggiano Parmesan cheese on a bed of fermenting liver.

[Gibby]

I need all i can get!

 

(the lyric that the word "magic" invoked for me has something about it being a big enough umbrella, but it's always me that ends up getting wet.)

 

ChiTown?

[big dog]

Reggiano Parmesan cheese on a bed of fermenting liver.

 

Hang on, I've got to go throw up and then we can talk some more.

[Riverbrian]

I need all i can get!

 

(the lyric that the word "magic" invoked for me has something about it being a big enough umbrella, but it's always me that ends up getting wet.)

 

summer summer summer... It's like a merry go round.

[Beezer07]

Why is the Kubes batting cleanup again? I won't accept "because who else would bat there?" as an answer.

[zchrz]

Cmon Kubes good time to snap out of it.

[Riverbrian]

Reggiano Parmesan cheese on a bed of fermenting liver.

 

[LaBombo]

Reggiano Parmesan cheese on a bed of fermenting liver.

Would be worried if you had said Kraft, but that sounds like a reasonable tradeoff.

[Ultima Ratio]

Reggiano Parmesan cheese on a bed of fermenting liver.

 

Close to what I'd imagined, though I included a heavy dose of rotting hard-boiled eggs in mold,y three week old, hot keg beer in my mind.

[Riverbrian]

Why is the Kubes batting cleanup again? I won't accept "because who else would bat there?" as an answer.

 

It's good to establish ground rules before things start.