Game Thread: Twins v Red Sox, 5/13 @ 7:10pm CT

[Riverbrian]

I had Brussels sprouts with my schnitzel tonight.

 

Brussel Sprouts are one of my favorite vegetables.

 

Heres my top ten favorite vegetables:

 

10. Brussels Sprouts

9. That green stuff on BLT's

8. That red stuff on BLT's

7. Bacon

6. Spinich (just cuz of Popeye)

5. Carrots (just cuz of Bugs Bunny)

4. Ribeye

3. Ice Cream

2. Celery with Buffalo Wings

1. Buffalo Wings

[stringer bell]

I hate the Red Sox the same amount that I hate Brussels sprouts. I hate the Yankees the way Indiana Jones hates Nazis...

And snakes.

[Intramural Legend]

Brussel Sprouts are one of my favorite vegetables.

 

Heres my top ten favorite vegetables:

 

10. Brussels Sprouts

9. That green stuff on BLT's

8. That red stuff on BLT's

7. Bacon

6. Spinich (just cuz of Popeye)

5. Carrots (just cuz of Bugs Bunny)

4. Ribeye

3. Ice Cream

2. Celery with Buffalo Wings

1. Buffalo Wings

 

At what age do I get to consider all of the good stuff "vegetables"?

[LaBombo]

Sandy Duncanitis

The ads should have used Scooby Sandy Duncan. Just as adorable as the real thing, and no lazy eye, which I now shamefully admit, weirded me out as a little kid.

http://www.micksmtn.20m.com/72pic68.bmp

[Circus Boy]

Catcher is the greatest position period. You call the pitches... You call the cuts... You see the whole field... You work the umps and you get to wear armor.

 

I caught, too. Especially after getting a tutorial from Bill Freehan shortly after moving to Flint, Mich. when I was 11. Being the murder capital and all, the city's motto was "Where every day is a near-death experience."

[Riverbrian]

Und sauerkraut, ich hoffe?

 

I had lunch with a co-worker at a sandwich place downtown a few years ago.

 

I swear to god... He ordered a Rueben and said "but without the sauerkraut"

 

I thought that was funny so I couldn't help it... I had to order a corned beef sandwich and I asked the waitress to add Swiss cheese and some of that Russian dressing.

 

The waitress and I started laughing and my co-worker didn't get it.

 

Half way thru the meal... He says... "Wow... Kinda looks like we got the same sandwich".

[LaBombo]

Brussel Sprouts are one of my favorite vegetables.

Free country, but there's a reason why the most famous carnivorous talking plant in movie history was a mutated Brussels sprout...

http://www.audienceseverywhere.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/5227090_orig.jpg

[Riverbrian]

At what age do I get to consider all of the good stuff "vegetables"?

 

Age 25

[LaBombo]

I had lunch with a co-worker at a sandwich place downtown a few years ago.

 

I swear to god... He ordered a Rueben and said "but without the sauerkraut"

 

I thought that was funny so I couldn't help it... I had to order a corned beef sandwich and I asked the waitress to add Swiss cheese and some of that Russian dressing.

 

The waitress and I started laughing and my co-worker didn't get it.

 

Half way thru the meal... He says... "Wow... Kinda looks like we got the same sandwich".

Hilarious. That's like buffalo wings without buffalo on them.

[LaBombo]

Age 25

19 in Wisconsin.

[Intramural Legend]

Age 25

 

I get the feeling my wife does not agree with your assessment

[Riverbrian]

Free country, but there's a reason why the most famous carnivorous talking plant in movie history was a mutated Brussels sprout...

http://www.audienceseverywhere.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/5227090_orig.jpg

 

What would a plant like this consider ruffage?

[Circus Boy]

Quiet please. Game's started.

[Intramural Legend]

Quiet please. Game's started.

 

Shhhh...Bert's back and I want to hear what he has to say!

[LaBombo]

What would a plant like this consider ruffage?

Sam Elliott?

http://content6.flixster.com/question/50/08/79/5008796_std.jpg

[Riverbrian]

Hilarious. That's like buffalo wings without buffalo on them.

 

Or... Omelette's without the Denver on them.

[Riverbrian]

I get the feeling my wife does not agree with your assessment

 

Wife's are wild cards.

[Intramural Legend]

Someone should scout that guy

[Guest USAFChief]

I blame RB.

[LaBombo]

What? Victorino stopped switch hitting after age 30 and the earth didn't crash into the sun? Has this been confirmed? The former part, I mean.

[Gibby]

Wife's are wild cards.

 

My wife is at my youngest's choir concert, doing a slow burn I'm sure.

[Winston Smith]

Is it the curse of Jose Morban?

[Gibby]

My wife is at my youngest's choir concert, doing a slow burn I'm sure.

 

But I made the chick schnitzel with home made Gnocci. What the heck more do you want?

[Riverbrian]

But I made the chick schnitzel with home made Gnocci. What the heck more do you want?

 

Ice Cream please

[Guest USAFChief]

My wife is at my youngest's choir concert, doing a slow burn I'm sure.

Yeah, we're all a bit upset about the Ortiz HR.

[Intramural Legend]

But I made the chick schnitzel with home made Gnocci. What the heck more do you want?

 

You could have shared with the rest of us

[LaBombo]

Yeah, we're all a bit upset about the Ortiz HR.

It's almost like he did it on purpose or something, just to rub salt in the wound. And I'm trying to cut back on sodium...

[Gibby]

Yeah, we're all a bit upset about the Ortiz HR.

 

Twins wont do a damn thing until the 7th. No need to fret about what the Sox do up to that point.

[Riverbrian]

 

Are the people who make Rye Bread the same folks who mow the grass at MLB Parks?

[Gibby]

Ice Cream please

 

Noted.