Brock Beauchamp Site Manager Posted September 24, 2025 Posted September 24, 2025 All the Twins have to do is win the next five games, and they avoid 90 losses. Richie the Rally Goat, shortround81 and Patzky 3
Parfigliano Verified Member Posted September 24, 2025 Posted September 24, 2025 All I have to do is get the correct 5 white balls in Powerball tonight and I win a million dollars. I like my odds better. Mike Sixel, Richie the Rally Goat, CRF and 3 others 3 3
shortround81 Verified Member Posted September 24, 2025 Posted September 24, 2025 Question of the Game: With MLB implementing ABS next season, what should the umpires do as a new career change?
sampleSizeOfOne Verified Member Posted September 24, 2025 Posted September 24, 2025 2 minutes ago, shortround81 said: Question of the Game: With MLB implementing ABS next season, what should the umpires do as a new career change? They're implementing it? In the major league? Shows how out of touch i am.
sampleSizeOfOne Verified Member Posted September 24, 2025 Posted September 24, 2025 7 hours ago, Brock Beauchamp said: All the Twins have to do is win the next five games, and they avoid 90 losses Brings to mind Uncle Shelby poem about the dentist and the alligator. What's one loss, more ore less?
sampleSizeOfOne Verified Member Posted September 24, 2025 Posted September 24, 2025 3 hours ago, Parfigliano said: All I have to do is get the correct 5 white balls in Powerball tonight and I win a million dollars. I like my odds better. How about the odds of reaching 88 mph just as lighting strikes the clock tower?
shortround81 Verified Member Posted September 24, 2025 Posted September 24, 2025 8 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said: They're implementing it? In the major league? Shows how out of touch i am. Guess I'm having wishful thinking that balls and strikes will be called by a league of Benders from Futurama https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mlb.com/amp/news/abs-challenge-system-mlb-2026.html
thelanges5 Verified Member Posted September 24, 2025 Posted September 24, 2025 Matthew Leach: Twins announce rotation for the remainder of the season. Thursday at Texas: Ober Friday at Philadelphia: Ryan Saturday at Philadelphia: Abel Sunday at Philadelphia: Woods Richardson Patzky 1
Patzky Old-Timey Member Posted September 24, 2025 Posted September 24, 2025 50 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said: How about the odds of reaching 88 mph just as lighting strikes the clock tower? A Bailey Ober fastball on a 3-2 count, Great Scott! Richie the Rally Goat 1
Patzky Old-Timey Member Posted September 24, 2025 Posted September 24, 2025 54 minutes ago, shortround81 said: Guess I'm having wishful thinking that balls and strikes will be called by a league of Benders from Futurama https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mlb.com/amp/news/abs-challenge-system-mlb-2026.html Nah they'll take the low tech route. shortround81 1
sampleSizeOfOne Verified Member Posted September 24, 2025 Posted September 24, 2025 56 minutes ago, shortround81 said: Guess I'm having wishful thinking that balls and strikes will be called by a league of Benders from Futurama https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mlb.com/amp/news/abs-challenge-system-mlb-2026.html I don't see Bender mentioned in the article, but i am somewhat dubious of the Joint Competition Committee reaching any useful conclusions, at least without ordering food. shortround81 1
sampleSizeOfOne Verified Member Posted September 24, 2025 Posted September 24, 2025 5 minutes ago, Patzky said: Nah they'll take the low tech route. Trying to imagine what the image is that isn't showing up. a) wopr (only winning move is not to play) b) hal 9000 (i'm sorry dave, i can't let you bat) c) c-3po (it's against my programming to impersonate an umpire) d)... Richie the Rally Goat, Hosken Bombo Disco and ashbury 3
S Bart Verified Member Posted September 24, 2025 Posted September 24, 2025 1 hour ago, shortround81 said: Question of the Game: With MLB implementing ABS next season, what should the umpires do as a new career change? Simple ...follow the guidelines... shortround81 1
Patzky Old-Timey Member Posted September 24, 2025 Posted September 24, 2025 36 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said: Trying to imagine what the image is that isn't showing up. a) wopr (only winning move is not to play) b) hal 9000 (i'm sorry dave, i can't let you bat) c) c-3po (it's against my programming to impersonate an umpire) d)... The possibilities are endless for scoreboard operators across MLB. shortround81 1
Patzky Old-Timey Member Posted September 24, 2025 Posted September 24, 2025 38 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said: Trying to imagine what the image is that isn't showing up. a) wopr (only winning move is not to play) b) hal 9000 (i'm sorry dave, i can't let you bat) c) c-3po (it's against my programming to impersonate an umpire) d)... Tom Servo never could get any balls. Hosken Bombo Disco, Parfigliano, sampleSizeOfOne and 1 other 2 1 1
mrtwinsfan Old-Timey Member Posted September 24, 2025 Posted September 24, 2025 10 hours ago, Brock Beauchamp said: All the Twins have to do is win the next five games, and they avoid 90 losses.
Blyleven2011 Verified Member Posted September 24, 2025 Posted September 24, 2025 3 hours ago, shortround81 said: Question of the Game: With MLB implementing ABS next season, what should the umpires do as a new career change? Get glasses because it's their eyes that are costing them their jobs ... shortround81 1
mrtwinsfan Old-Timey Member Posted September 24, 2025 Posted September 24, 2025 Luke ? any news - other than cya in march
SS MagicMark Verified Member Posted September 25, 2025 Posted September 25, 2025 Ball game Hosken Bombo Disco 1
stringer bell Verified Member Posted September 25, 2025 Posted September 25, 2025 24 minutes ago, mrtwinsfan said: Luke ? any news - other than cya in march Rocco says that surgery is likely for Keaschall. Richie the Rally Goat and mrtwinsfan 2
ziggy Verified Member Posted September 25, 2025 Posted September 25, 2025 Buck Truck with the perfect start to the game. Patzky 1
sampleSizeOfOne Verified Member Posted September 25, 2025 Posted September 25, 2025 Did we win yet? shortround81 1
ziggy Verified Member Posted September 25, 2025 Posted September 25, 2025 2 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said: Did we win yet? patience Grasshopper, patience. ashbury 1
Parfigliano Verified Member Posted September 25, 2025 Posted September 25, 2025 3 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said: Did we win yet? No.
sampleSizeOfOne Verified Member Posted September 25, 2025 Posted September 25, 2025 Just now, ziggy said: patience Grasshopper, patience. I always self identified as a cricket... shortround81 1
ziggy Verified Member Posted September 25, 2025 Posted September 25, 2025 Does Royce always greet the umpire before his first at bat? I've just noticed it the last 3 or 4 games that he does that bit of brown nosing. Blyleven2011 1
Parfigliano Verified Member Posted September 25, 2025 Posted September 25, 2025 I hope deGrom is going to channel his inner NYM tonight and go 7 2/3 innings, 12 Ks, and lose 2-1. Blyleven2011 1
ziggy Verified Member Posted September 25, 2025 Posted September 25, 2025 Just now, Parfigliano said: I hope deGrom is going to channel his inner NYM tonight and go 7 2/3 innings, 12 Ks, and lose 2-1. He will need some non help from his hitters for that to happen.
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