Game Thread: Royals @ Twins 5/29/24 6:40 PM

[Jocko87]

7 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

I doubt it. I don't think we'll see Miranda at 2nd base.

True, the fit would be more difficult but they need the hitters actually hitting.

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

Ober hasn't been sharp lately. 

[Aggies7]

lol this is BP

[USAFChief]

24 minutes ago, UpstateNewYorker said:

Ober's ERA for the season is up to 4.75.

False.

 

...

 

 

lhahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Parfigliano]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

 

Geez, Ober, put it on a tee whydontcha?

 

I think he just did.  Again.

[Aggies7]

Alright with the hot dogging around the bases. Someone’s got to have their feet moved 

[IndyTwinsFan]

Time to get Ober out of the game.  This is getting ridiculous!

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, IndyTwinsFan said:

Time to get Ober out of the game.  This is getting ridiculous!

Might as well keep him in for the 100 pitches now. Save an arm or two in the pen for tomorrow.

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

Alright with the hot dogging around the bases. Someone’s got to have their feet moved 

Yeah when Velasquez hit the first one, I thought it was annoying. Now the second time. Don't let him get comfortable in the box.

[Patzky]

2 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

Alright with the hot dogging around the bases. Someone’s got to have their feet moved 

That 80 mph sweeper will hurt!

[Parfigliano]

Time to mess up Seth Lugo's ERA

[Danchat]

Weird things are happening in our rotation... Lopez is flopping and Ober is doing a Jekyll-Hyde impersonation. And SWR's numbers are still hard to believe.

[MMMordabito]

Might have to start calling a ****** day at the park for a pitcher an Ober Royale.

[Parfigliano]

I dont think Miranda and Julien have the same barber

[RpR]

7 minutes ago, Jocko87 said:

True, the fit would be more difficult but they need the hitters actually hitting.

Replacing a poor fielding 2nd baseman with a poor fielding 3rd baseman who has not played there in he bigs would moronic.

[USAFChief]

A young three legged dog walks into a bar in the old west. The barkeep looks him up and down and says, "What'll it be pardner?" 

"I'm look for the mangy bastard who shot my paw," he says.

[USAFChief]

Cory: "Nice plate appearance from Kirilloff."

 

ATTA BOY CORY!!

[CRF]

5 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Might as well keep him in for the 100 pitches now. Save an arm or two in the pen for tomorrow.

...100 pitches and THEN put Sands in. 

[Aggies7]

Due to the overwhelming popularity of “Pablo Day” and it’s yellow jerseys, the twins marketing department has decided to start an “Ober Day”, and fans in the outfield second deck will receive these commemorative Twins Hard Hats

[CRF]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

A young three legged dog walks into a bar in the old west. The barkeep looks him up and down and says, "What'll it be pardner?" 

"I'm look for the mangy bastard who shot my paw," he says.

I think I saw that episode on The Rifleman!

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

Due to the overwhelming popularity of “Pablo Day” and it’s yellow jerseys, the twins marketing department has decided to start an “Ober Day”, and fans in the second deck with receive these commemorative Twins Hard Hats

This joke'll go right Ober most fans' heads.

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, CRF said:

I think I saw that episode on The Rifleman!

 

Ha! Good one, pardner!

[Aggies7]

Just now, USAFChief said:

This joke'll go right Ober most fans' heads.

Maybe a twins themed pair of those eclipse glasses for those trying to track the long balls he’s been giving up (day games only)

[Jocko87]

2 minutes ago, RpR said:

Replacing a poor fielding 2nd baseman with a poor fielding 3rd baseman who has not played there in he bigs would moronic.

I never said anything about positions. I specifically referred to plate appearances.

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, Jocko87 said:

I never said anything about positions. I specifically referred to plate appearances.

But it'd be hard for Miranda to take away PAs from Julien without moving to 2nd base, no?

[RpR]

Just now, USAFChief said:

But it'd be hard for Miranda to take away PAs from Julien without moving to 2nd base, no?

Yes.

[Craig Arko]

Not looking good for the home team.

[Patzky]

The most anticlimatic end to a twelve pitch at bat..

[USAFChief]

True fact: "Rifleman" star Chuck Conners played professionally both in MLB and the NBA.

 

[Patzky]

Guess Okert follows Ober since Ohl isn't up