Game Thread: Royals @ Twins 5/29/24 6:40 PM

[RpR]

It may change but I think Rocco should have used yesterday's line-up oday.

[USAFChief]

Just now, Patzky said:

Guess Okert follows Ober since Ohl isn't up 

Lately "O boy" follows Ober.

[CRF]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

True fact: "Rifleman" star Chuck Conners played professionally both in MLB and the NBA.

 

Yep. His real name is Kevin Conners. He got the nickname "Chuck" because he used to always say "chuck the ball to me". 

[Patzky]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Lately "O boy" follows Ober.

That Okert went fast. Who's next.. OMalley?

[Aggies7]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Lately "O boy" follows Ober.

Does anyone else remember these beauties?

[Parfigliano]

Cmon Lugo.  Find your inner Met

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

Does anyone else remember these beauties?

I do not.

And I'm something of a potato chip connoisseur

[Patzky]

2 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

Does anyone else remember these beauties?

O'Cedar makes your life easier. Ober does not.

[USAFChief]

4 minutes ago, Patzky said:

That Okert went fast. Who's next.. OMalley?

I believe it's O'No.

[Aggies7]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

I do not.

And I'm something of a potato chip connoisseur

Well, apparently not.

[CRF]

6 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

True fact: "Rifleman" star Chuck Conners played professionally both in MLB and the NBA.

 

He was also in possibly the saddest movie ever made...Old Yeller. 

[Patzky]

Just now, USAFChief said:

I believe it's O'No.

If we get enough O's we won't need Pablo.

[Patzky]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

I believe it's O'No.

Castill O.

[CRF]

5 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

Does anyone else remember these beauties?

The sour cream and onion ones were off the effing charts good!

[CRF]

Diego looks like he needs to lay off the O'Boisies!

[PDX Twin]

25 minutes ago, Parfigliano said:

Time to mess up Seth Lugo's ERA

Seems the Twins were unable to mar a Lugo tonight...

[Aggies7]

This new guy pitches like he still has the coat hanger in his jersey. Stiff as a board 

[CRF]

1 minute ago, PDX Twin said:

Seems the Twins were unable to mar a Lugo tonight...

This has my vote for "pun of the night"

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

This new guy pitches like he still has the coat hanger in his jersey. Stiff as a board 

Also, betting he needs help putting his socks on.

[Patzky]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Also, betting he needs help putting his socks on.

You rang?

[Patzky]

I thought Angel retired..

[USAFChief]

Seth Lu-gone.

So we got that going for us.

[PDX Twin]

1 minute ago, Patzky said:

I thought Angel retired..

Zerpa the Greek? Must be an Orthodox Angel.

[USAFChief]

MLB fun fact: this "Zerpa" character moonlights in the offseason as a guide for Himalayan mountain climbers.

[USAFChief]

Thank God Rocco found a way to get the RH non-hitters into the game.

[Parfigliano]

PH Farmer for AK.  Just stop Rocco

[Parfigliano]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Thank God Rocco found a way to get the RH non-hitters into the game.

Margot will be in this game

[IndyTwinsFan]

2 minutes ago, Parfigliano said:

Margot will be in this game

Now you jinxed us.

[Jocko87]

28 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

But it'd be hard for Miranda to take away PAs from Julien without moving to 2nd base, no?

 

27 minutes ago, RpR said:

Yes.

No.

[MMMordabito]

Hmmmph, Baldelli-ball. Time to find something else to do this evening.