Game Thread: Royals v Twins, 4/29 @ 1:10pm CT

[USAFChief]

Woof.

[rwilfong86]

Ball 4 but after last night no one can complain 

[USAFChief]

Fortunate 1st out. We'll take it.

[RickOShea]

What is with the Twins outfielders and their inability to play the outfield fences and / or walls?  We went from Buxton, trying to run through the wall, to guys pulling up or severely mis-judging fly balls.

[RickOShea]

Turn out the lights, the party's Ober!

[stringer bell]

Better throw by Taylor, just a little late. 

[USAFChief]

Shut up Dick. Safe.

[mrtwinsfan]

Royals ?? ,  were lucky to at least Dream of maybe having a good year ,  Gotta be tough being a Hard core  royal fan,  or ? the fact they have a w.s. ring  a few years ago  or We  Twins fans  over 30 years without a W.S.  I.D.K.   I like our chances being Competitive  more often

[mrtwinsfan]

4 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Shut up Dick. Safe.

Royals tv guy ,   M.A.T.  has a great arm 

[mrtwinsfan]

Oh  my !!!!!!!!!!!

[USAFChief]

Well played, anonymous KC second base guy.

[Nine of twelve]

Gotta get something going now.

[USAFChief]

Wow. Unfortunate. Polanco smoked that

 

[USAFChief]

Woof

 

[Nine of twelve]

Dang.

[rwilfong86]

Stranded runners galore. 

[RickOShea]

4 minutes ago, mrtwinsfan said:

Royals tv guy ,   M.A.T.  has a great arm 

Must have seen some good throws, when M.A.T. was a Royal.

[mrtwinsfan]

Byron,   what was that ?

[USAFChief]

How the **** do we not have half a dozen runs off this hack?

[Tlaker]

0-8 with runners in scoring position 

[RickOShea]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

How the **** do we not have half a dozen runs off this hack?

We're in love with Home Run Derby.

[USAFChief]

Nothing about the World's Largest Ball of Twine in Darwin, Dick?

[h2oface]

Smalley just called him Uber, on air. 

[Nine of twelve]

Roy just called our pitcher Uber. Chief's fault; he started it.

[USAFChief]

Just now, Nine of twelve said:

Roy just called our pitcher Uber. Chief's fault; he started it.

I WIN!!!1!111!!

[stringer bell]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Nothing about the World's Largest Ball of Twine in Darwin, Dick?

It might not be World's Largest, but he should see the Watson Sag, right Chief?

[USAFChief]

Can't ask for much more from this guy. 

 

Might even say he Oberachieved.

[Craig Arko]

Ober has done well. Guess the noose can wait a while longer.

[RickOShea]

Speaking of Uber, I wonder what happened to those cars, Twins pitchers used, to come in from the bullpen. I remember a beautiful baby blue Cadillac convertible making the trek from the bullpen to the dugout (using the warning track).

[mrtwinsfan]

3 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

We're in love with Home Run Derby.

Twins are 2nd  place for most Homers,  Rocco thinking 2019