Game Thread: Twins @ Red Sox, 5/8 - 6:00pm

[GCTF]

0 runs. I am disappoint.

[TheLeviathan]

Sweet enola gay son, that's impressive.

 

Well played gents.

[GCTF]

Take it to the Collins' thread, Canuck.

 

Pass, not that there's anything wrong with it.

[Ted666]

0 runs. I am disappoint.

 

Only inning I watched. I will return to the NYR hockey game

[GCTF]

Pressly pitching. I'll asume Hernandez got to the 100 pitch mark.

[Guest USAFChief]

0 runs. I am disappoint.

Well, we got our big boppers comin' up in the 4th. Hicksie...Floor-E-Moan...

[Guest USAFChief]

Pressly pitching. I'll asume Hernandez got to the 100 pitch mark.

I think it was the 2 hour mark.

[buckninetyone]

You're not already?

 

yoo cant judge mee

[Brock Beauchamp]

Doe-mitt is starting to heat up.

[Ultima Ratio]

Whoaa, just turned on the game.... what the hell.... I must be dreaming.

[Brock Beauchamp]

Aaron Hicks isn't very fond of swinging the bat.

[Willihammer]

Aaron Hicks isn't very fond of swinging the bat.

Hitting in front of Florimon. his job is to get on base.

[ashbury]

we're in the bottom of the sixth, correct?

 

Nice game that inning.

[GCTF]

Doe-mitt is starting to heat up.

 

Until he learns to frame a pitch, he's dead to me.

[ashbury]

If he had spent his career in Boston, it would have already happened.

 

As a career average.

[Guest USAFChief]

Until he learns to frame a pitch, he's dead to me.

Or, like Drew, learns to pitch a frame.

[Riverbrian]

Uff Da... I think I've watched 200 innings of Twins baseball and have seen about 12 Twins runs total.

 

I miss 4 innings tonight and the total gets matched.

 

Webster musta had rough flight from Rhode Island.

[Guest USAFChief]

Meanwhile, Pressley is determined to find a way to get this game interesting again. For us fans, and all.

[stringer bell]

I think it was the 2 hour mark.

Chief, do you remember Chris Short, a pretty good pitcher for the Phillies in the 60s? He was famous for only lasting two hours, no matter how far the game had gone. In '64, in the last week when the Phils collapsed, Mauch twice went with Short too long and the Phils lost both of those games.

[buckninetyone]

tim laudner played in wadena

[ashbury]

0 runs. I am disappoint.

 

That's now my avatar for the time being.

[Willihammer]

Jery Remy accused Don Orsillo of stealing tea from the media cafeteria. Orsillo confessed.

 

http://i.imgur.com/fjBnH9D.jpg

[Willihammer]

Jenny Dell tonight:

 

http://i.imgur.com/Qje0pNq.png

[Brock Beauchamp]

Screw it, Mauer would hit .600 in Fenway.

[Ted666]

Doumit!!

[big dog]

I really like this version of the Twins' offense, though I don't think Jamie should be playing two nights in a row- if you can't get a hit tonight...

[GCTF]

Screw it, Mauer would hit .600 in Fenway.

 

pffft, 13 runs tonight and 0 ribeyes.

[Top Gun]

Is the crying done so we can enjoy the game now?

[notoriousgod71]

Arcia up to .305.

[Riverbrian]

Can we keep Arcia... Mom... Can we?