Game Thread: Twins @ Red Sox, 5/8 - 6:00pm

[Physics Guy]

Nice to see Hicks get a hit there.

[amjgt]

Regression to the mean... The Sox BABIP isn't 1.000 any more!

[GCTF]

lulz, who's first out of the pen?

[Guest USAFChief]

I hope Hicks goes deep and then flips his bat to Carroll.

Bumped for brilliance.

[Westgaard66]

So how long is Gardy gonna let Pedro throw BP out there?

[notoriousgod71]

Sprint back to your position, Hicksie.

 

God, we both called him Hicksie.

[Willihammer]

So how long is Gardy gonna let Pedro throw BP out there?

 

Till his point is well and made. That is, till the lead is gone again.

[big dog]

Time for Swarzak...

[Brock Beauchamp]

Mauer on the mound:

 

"Dude, seriously. We spotted you 11 ****ing runs."

[buckninetyone]

2nd inning still

[GCTF]

God, we both called him Hicksie.

 

We have to, somehow I get the feeling Gardy ain't tacking the "sie" onto his name these days.

[Guest USAFChief]

Mauer on the mound:

 

"Dude, seriously. We spotted you 11 ****ing runs."

Response: "Dude, I pitch to the score."

[GCTF]

Mauer on the mound:

 

"Dude, seriously. We spotted you 11 ****ing runs."

 

Maybe I'm being naive but I can't see Mauer saying ****ing

[buckninetyone]

there's 9 innings in baseball, right? might have to get drunk oh who am i kidding i get drunk regardless

[big dog]

Hey, Pedro only gave up one run! Somehow.

[Brock Beauchamp]

Maybe I'm being naive but I can't see Mauer saying ****ing

 

I think even Mauer swears when he's been crouching for an hour and only recorded five outs.

[snepp]

there's 9 innings in baseball, right? might have to get drunk oh who am i kidding i get drunk regardless

 

You're not already?

[GCTF]

Response: "Dude, I peetch to da score."

 

fixed

[Ted666]

Maybe I'm being naive but I can't see Mauer saying ****ing

 

WTF happened in this game

[buckninetyone]

j.a. happ happablapp released from hospital

[GCTF]

WTF happened in this game

 

All the pitchers suck/all the hitters need a pee test.

[snepp]

WTF happened in this game

 

Extended BP.

[notoriousgod71]

Wow, a buckninetyuno and a Ted sighting? Coincidence?

[GCTF]

j.a. happ happablapp released from hospital

 

Sweet enola gay son, that's impressive.

[notoriousgod71]

Coomer laughing again.

[GCTF]

Wow, a buckninetyuno and a Ted sighting? Coincidence?

 

Pig banned all the others...byto reunion night.

[Ted666]

Nope. Kinda forgot about this place after BYTO went dark.

[Guest USAFChief]

Sweet enola gay son, that's impressive.

Take it to the Collins' thread, Canuck.

[GCTF]

Doubront almost got Happ'd

[Willihammer]

For once I'm happy about another Morneau broken bat. That could have been ugly.