Gamethread: Twins vs. Tribe 1:10pm cdt 8/2/2020ad

[Squirrel]

Romo is awesome!!!!

[Channing1964]

YEAHHHHHHHHH GET OUT OF TOWN....1st Place just like we drew it up

[Nine of twelve]

Win, win, chicken din.

[Diesel]

Man is this bullpen good or what!?

[Squirrel]

 

Win, win, chicken din.

 

I already had my chicken dinner ... it was my Sunday noon dinner  

[Nine of twelve]

 

Romo is awesome!!!!

Click on that link? Not gonna do it; wouldn't be prudent.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

 

Win, win, chicken din.

[USAFChief]

Romo is awesome!!!!

come up with some new material, ferpetesakes.

 

You won't catch me reusing the same old tired shtick.

[Squirrel]

 

come up with some new material, ferpetesakes.

You won't catch me reusing the same old tired shtick.

 

You have only one schtick ... dad jokes

[sampleSizeOfOne]

 

come up with some new material, ferpetesakes.

You won't catch me reusing the same old tired shtick.

It's not the years, it's the mileage...

 

How many tires does your shtick got?

[Channing1964]

Win, win, chicken din.

That....is fu--king COOL!!

[Craig Arko]

The kid jokes hate it when Mom jokes and Dad jokes fight.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

 

You have only one schtick ... dad jokes

I guess that answers my question.

 

Only one would make it a pogo schtick.

 

Teaches one to live with ups and downs; a useful lesson to learn.

[Channing1964]

How's it feel to be on pace for 46-48 wins?

[Channing1964]

i know, i know its early but the Minnesota Twins have the best record in the MLB. What's not to like about THAT?

[ashbury]

How's it feel to be on pace for 46-48 wins?

Any other year? Terrible!

 

[Channing1964]

Any other year? Terrible!

 

[AlwaysinModeration]

So, the official scorer gets to pick the winner. Do you give it to the guy who pitches 2 shutout innings, or the guy who pitched 2.2 innings of 1 run ball?

[ashbury]

So, the official scorer gets to pick the winner. Do you give it to the guy who pitches 2 shutout innings, or the guy who pitched 2.2 innings of 1 run ball?

I think you're talking about today's game, right? The starting pitcher is barred from getting the Win if he doesn't go 5. So that's why Clippard is automatically snubbed for two immaculate innings of work.

[USAFChief]

So, the official scorer gets to pick the winner. Do you give it to the guy who pitches 2 shutout innings, or the guy who pitched 2.2 innings of 1 run ball?

Yes.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Give it?

 

Nah, they earned the win.